Howard Pee Pugpants and the Yummy Turkey Muffins

This is me, Howie, starring in my own movie adventure about yummy turkey muffins. What's not to like about turkey muffins, I ask? They've got muffin stuff - yummmmmmmm. They've got meaty stuff - yummmmmmmmmmmmmm. If only mom wouldn't waste all that time letting them cool before I get to eat them. And if only I didn't have to SHARE them. There are so many things wrong with having to share stuff. I don't know who invented Sharing but I would like to bite them.