From Howard Pee Pugpants:
Mom's goin on a trip so I wrote a little song fur her.
This here is my main man on guitar, Dad.
All your bags are packed,
you're ready to go
Don't forget to leave Dad a note
To feed me, little Howie
Sixty hundreds times a dayyyyy....
So kiss me and smile fur me,
Don't forget to bring back for me
Bags of yummy snacks and
and all your restaurant take-away....