From LinusPuggy:
Welcome to my graduation pawty! This is me, Linus, in the blue harness,
beating up Scout. I learnt these manners in puppy school.
Aunt Nancy had pawty favors for all us puggies. I got the one with the biggest toy.
This is me executin' a hairpin turn to avoid being captured.
I showed Aunt Nancy my appreciation by leaving her a souvenir of my muddy love.
Me and Uncle Java ran around a lot. This is us takin a break.
This is us runnin like the wind.speed and supersonic mud accumulation.
They didn't explain that in kindy-garden.
devoured like a fig newton, undoubtedly.
I hope you enjoyed my pawty. Maw had to use four towels to wipe off the mud before she put me in the car to drive me home! Now THAT's a pawty!