Howie's Happy New Years' Hat

Howie is Overjoyed With His Fancy Happy New Years' Hat

Howie's Top Six New Year's Resolutions:

Fart More
Eat More Toilet Paper

Blame Annie for Illegal Household Activities

Catch One of Them Dang Birds in the Yard

Teach Java to Open the Refrigerator

Learn to Text Message Pizza Hut Online Delivery