If mom hadn't gone out of town,
none of this EVER wudda happened.
I was bored, k?
WUTT? I'm jest checkin to see: does she have it
rollin' under or does she have it rollin' over...
Hey, this don't taste half bad.
Hmmm, a nice light texture, chewy to the taste
with a pleasing aroma. Gaaaaa....
Interesting how it bunches up in the cheeks
the more you chew....
Ruh roe!! I hear the dad. Time to make the escape!!!