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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Howard Pee and the Toilet Paper Caper

If mom hadn't gone out of town,
none of this EVER wudda happened.

I was bored, k?

WUTT? I'm jest checkin to see: does she have it
rollin' under or does she have it rollin' over...

Hey, this don't taste half bad.

Hmmm, a nice light texture, chewy to the taste
with a pleasing aroma. Gaaaaa....

Interesting how it bunches up in the cheeks
the more you chew....

Ruh roe!! I hear the dad. Time to make the escape!!!