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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Howard Pee's Special Investigative Report: Puggy Voter Fraud

Howard in his Cowpug Costume,
a perfectly normal costume one would
expect a boy pug to wear, as opposed
to a BALLERINA costume his MAMA
wants him to wear this year.

Howard Pee Pugpants Investigative Puggy Reporter, Dallas Branch: I hate to tell everypuggy and all my other friends out there, but I am deeply disturbed by a recent discovery about Puggy Voter Fraud RIGHT HERE on this here blog here. Yew all see that little voting thingy ma bobber up there about what Halloween costume I should wear this year? *points toe to the right, the other right, yeah, that one*

Well my special auditing committee Java Cheesybritches has been monitoring the polls (in between his naps) and he discovered that all yew good citizens have been voting for me to be a COWPUG. But every time mama enters the page guess what she is doing? Mama keeps voting over and over again fur me to be a BALLERINAPUG.

I am filing a complaint to the Puggy Voter Fraud Board and putting my special offensive farty scent all over the little card so it will be sure to get attention. In the meantime, vote fur my COWPUG outfit. As yew can plainly see, I am very handsome in it. Thank yew. Thank yew very much.