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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Howard Pee's Special Investigative Report: Puggy Voter Fraud

Howard in his Cowpug Costume,
a perfectly normal costume one would
expect a boy pug to wear, as opposed
to a BALLERINA costume his MAMA
wants him to wear this year.


Howard Pee Pugpants Investigative Puggy Reporter, Dallas Branch: I hate to tell everypuggy and all my other friends out there, but I am deeply disturbed by a recent discovery about Puggy Voter Fraud RIGHT HERE on this here blog here. Yew all see that little voting thingy ma bobber up there about what Halloween costume I should wear this year? *points toe to the right, the other right, yeah, that one*

Well my special auditing committee Java Cheesybritches has been monitoring the polls (in between his naps) and he discovered that all yew good citizens have been voting for me to be a COWPUG. But every time mama enters the page guess what she is doing? Mama keeps voting over and over again fur me to be a BALLERINAPUG.

I am filing a complaint to the Puggy Voter Fraud Board and putting my special offensive farty scent all over the little card so it will be sure to get attention. In the meantime, vote fur my COWPUG outfit. As yew can plainly see, I am very handsome in it. Thank yew. Thank yew very much.

13 comments:

Casbah Kitten said...

Ok Howie, I'll vote for the cowpug costume ONLY because you're so handsome in it....but can you make Java be a ballerina? *giggle*

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi howie!
emmitt sez he was stuffed in a ballerina outfit one year and to keep fight for the cow pug costume as hard as you can.
those pink tights are murder!
xo
emmypants & melissa

Nancy and the fatties said...

I appreciate all the VERY GOOD seg-jest-ions this morning already so early. I don't think Java will fit into them tights, Aunty Laura, he may be cheesy but he is BIG and cheesy. Emmitt, enquiring puggy minds do want to see pictures of yew in your ballerina costume.
thank yew,
Howie

Sandra y Coco said...

Howie you will need to request an audit for the investigator... I voted for the Ballerina costume, too!! hehe

Aniemother said...

BOL... Now the ballerina would be funny... Tee hee..

Bajas

Lex said...

I like the idea of the ballerina costume.. but since Gus is going to be a moo-cow, you should really be a cowpug.. so you can round up all those moo-cows! :)

Laura said...

Dang, you are a cute cowpoke! But I'm thinking you would be even more adorable in a tutu! Check my blog tomorrow to see another real cowboy!

The Devil Dog said...

Well, unless you suddenly grow opposable thumbs, your mom is going to dress you in whatever she wants. Might as well get used to it.

Roxy

Manon Doyle said...

Ahh Howie! Don't let your Mama put you in that ballerina outfit! I like you as Cowpug!

otis

Karine said...

Howie, I did what I could for you, honey. I voted for "Cowpug", especially because I think tutus are icky. Hope it helps.

Joan said...

We voted for ya! ***Drum roll please*** it's COW PUG all the way. We think cows are cute!
Have a fun day,
Joan & Skippy

PetGuardians said...

Love the cowpug costume. Very good shot. I'm jealous.

Free Music said...

You need to investigate them