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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Howie's Thoughts on Dieting

Howard Pee Pugpants has been on a diet for about 6 months now. While he gets low-cal chicken flavored bits of kibble with healthy veggies added, he gets to smell the Merrick's Texas gourmet gravy-enhanced kibble with dried veggie portions his brother Java and sister Annie are relishing nearby. Life is unfair and the world can be cruel, sometimes, to the Howard Pee Pugpant-ses of the world.


Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh how cute nancy!
tell howie his meal is so special that only he gets to eat it.
what a cutie patootie he is!
m & e

Dozer and Coop said...

Howie, we had no idea your situation was so dire! What is wrong with your Mum? If we had your mailing address we would send you a CARE package. I suggest knocking your Mum down and using her as a step stool to the kitchen counter. I am on the phone to the ASPCA as we speak. I cannot believe your Mum makes you work as her art muse and then keeps you on starvation rations. What is wrong with that woman?

Yours in support, Dozer

Nancy and the fatties said...

Dear DozerBritches and CooperPants, (and EmmyPants, if you feel like bein bad) this is HOwie. I took over da blog. I fired da secretary. I got the key to da fridge. Come over and eat all you want. We got peanut butter and hamhocks. And mysterious spaghetti mold from a bowl in da back of da fridge. It's delishush.
Thanks fur your advice and support,
Bad Pee

Manon Doyle said...

Poor Howie! He's being taunted by all the wonderful smells of his siblings meals! Throw him a little treat mom! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Oh Howie I can commiserate with you! I'm pudgie too and am on a diet whilst my husband...Mr. Skinny, eats all he wants! Life IS unfair.

Eduardo said...

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Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

The Devil Dog said...

Dear Howie, I know it's hard being on a diet, but you will be much happier and healthier weighing less. Trust me! Last year I was 22 pounds and this year I am 17. I have a lot more energy (and I use it all to get into more trouble - ha ha)


Laura said...

Love the way you curl your tongue Howie - that's real talent!

Winna said...

What do you mean you only get to SMELL the Merricks??? What's the problem over there anyway? You tell yer mom she better give you the good stuff ... NOW! Besides, everything is supposed to be bigger in Texas!

Come to NH Howie, I eat Merricks everyday. It's a Cowboy Cookout bonanza at my house. You look kind of skinny to me.

Pug Luv,