Howie's Fan Club

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Gets Even With Howie

Howie's prezzie from Aunty Kelly and Uncle Rocky
(shhh....he thinks this was a gift from Pugmass Claus)

From HowiePants:
Ever since I asked Sandy Claws fur fat little french fried elves with ranchy dippin' sauce, he has obviously held a grudge. Yew would really think the fat guy would not be holdin grudges and such, bein as Christmas Karma can git yew and all. Well it sure got me this year. Holy cow, the hat even lights up and plays Jingle Bells.

Anypuggy out there with thumbies, I could use a little help right now. Dozer, CooperMan, rollin on the ground laffin is NOT the kinda help I'm needin. I need somepuggy to dial 9 One One!!! Cuz this outfit is a CRIME!!!


Eduardo said...

BOL! Merry Christmas Howie & pawrents! Nice outfit!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh howie! we love you! how do i get one of those for emmypants?
i know i am no help, but i love you to pieces!
auntie m

Laura said...

Doesn't look like a fashion faux pas to me, Howie! I think Santy needs more helpers next year - he is gonna sign you up!

The Devil Dog said...

LOL, That Karma sure got you Howie. Maybe next year you will rethink your requests.

We hope you and your family have an awesome Christmas!

Lucky, Roxy, PlusOne, Dad & Mom

Dozer and Coop said...

Dear little Howee, I am sorry but Cooper and Dozer cannot answer your call for help. Dozer is under the bed giggling and Cooper had to go outside because he wet his peepants. I am sure they are sympathetic to your plight (just a moment, I need to go compose myself before I start crying again - out of sympathy of course! I would never, ever laugh about such a costume!). Perhaps you could chew through the ribbon or whine...Dozer said to tell you that he is calling the ASPCA and they should be there before too long. And Cooper and Dottie are outside telling their friend Ruby, the Australian Shepherd and organizing a rescue party to save you! If you could post a picture of your terrible Aunty and Uncle the boys will make posters and hunt them down. You poor, poor pug!

Love, Nancy - Dozer, Dottie and Cooper's Mummy

Fifi Flowers said...

VERY cute!
Thinking about getting a dog for our dog... she is lonesome without her sister... but she is old... so if we get her a dog... then we will have to get the new dog a dog... vicious cycle of life... sigh!
I hope you had a GREAT holiday!

Anonymous said...

Howie, I hate to tell ya but, well, you got what you deserved!
OMG that's so funny! And the look on your face!!

muuuwwwwwaaaaa haaa haaaa!!!!!!

Brill said...

My gosh, what a festive fellow !

countrygirl3031 said...

Awww Howie...I'd be there right away, but I'm in a little trouble here at home myself. Mommy yelled at me cause I was humping her snowman...I guess that was wrong or sumfin...cuz she got really mad and made me wear this dumb jingly collar so she always knows where I am.

Maybe we should run away together...ya ya, that's a good idea!


Manon Doyle said...

Oh Howie! How could they do this to you? My mom tried this with me and I wanted no part in it! You've got to put your paw down dude!

Pearl said...

HOWIE! I have been gone for a few days and I FAILED you! I didn't get to come to your rescue! I sure hope somebody helped you out of that torture device!

Nancy and the fatties said...

Good news everybuddy - mom put away that awful outfit and swore I would never ever have to wear it again til next Christmas. That's seven dog years from now, so I think I can forgit about that traumatic experience and focus on kibble and important stuff like that. Thanks fur all the advice and sympathee.
h. pee....