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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Linus - The New Puggy Puppy on the Block



Linus the Pug Puppy
Has Signed up for the
Howard Pee Pugpants Plan Fur Success

Dear Linus:

This here is your uncle Howie. Mom said you came to your new home last week with her friend Susan and her hubby and their 2 little girls. We haven't met yet. Mama told Susan they should not expose you to me yet, because I am a bad influence. Have you ever heard such hooey in your life?? Well, mebbe not considering you jest fell off the turnip truck.

Now listen here, real closely, cuz there are important things you need to learn in order to be an upstanding puggy like me. Besides, Mama says I need to use my powers for good instead of evil, so here is my good deed of the day.

Eat as fast as yew can. Chewing is over-rated.

Snore loudly when you sleep. The peeps think it's cute
and it drives away bad influences like annoyin little sisters.

Wiggle your curley tailbun when the big peeps are eatin.
This is guaranteed to cause tablescraps to happen.


That's enough of the Plan for one day. I've been workin hard for the Snuggle Puggle lately so my thinker noggin is just plumb tuckered out. I'll be keepin toe tabs on yew so be sure to follow the Howard Pee Pugpants Plan Fur Success and you will go far.







24 comments:

Eduardo said...

Your a good guy Howie, to lend out those tips to that cute puggy! Oh & my Mommy would like to say: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I Love that little Linus! I just want to kiss him so! SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Laura said...

Is SQUEEEEE the thing to say cause if that means oh my gosh is that the cutest puggy ever, then SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Joan said...

I triple that SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! OH...MY....GOODNESS......talk about the most adorable, cute, precious, beautiful, sweet, etc., etc....PUGGIE! Linus is definitely a 100% cutie-patootie!
Have a fun day,
Joan & Skippy

Aniemother said...

That's real kind of you, Howie! And what a little cutie he is!

Bajas

Casbah Kitten said...

SO ADORABLE!!! He's going to be a heartbreaker, that one is! And Howie is so kind to help steer him in the right direction.

Rachel said...

Linus has loads of potential. Harvest it while you can, Howie. While it's good and squishy and moldable. Just like Castro, you must have a younger, but otherwise identical Howie to replace you when you're tired of being evil all the time.

Pearl said...

Oh Howie, I think you have found the perfect student! He is (ALMOST) as cute as you, and too young to be tainted by this world! Show him the ways of Howie-ism!

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oooohhhhh!
looook at Linus! What a cutie patootie!
Emmy pants says he loves Howie plan. We cannot wait to see his lessons for Linus unfold.

xo
m & ep

Kodak the Eskie said...

Linus is such a cutie patootie! I hope he grows into that dog tag!

Hugs, Kodak

Sandra y Coco said...

SQUEEEEEE, too!!! Now I want one! (Howie's lessons included!)

robinrane said...

Sorry, I tried to email you and something went wrong! Do you know how I might get a ribbon on Stop Puppy Mills like yours? I'd love to put one on my blog!
And next ... A BIG thank you for the song: falling in love in a coffee shop! It's my new favorite song! I'm going on itunes hoping to find him and download some of his music ! I've been hanging out here looking at the smoochable pups and listening to Landon! Love it :)

Nancy and the fatties said...

Howie wants to know what the SQUEEEEEEE-ing is all about! I told him to stop being jealous and let Linus enjoy the Squeeness of his new fans!
Robin, I sent you a note on your blog about that code for the stop puppy mills thingy ma doodle!
xxxooo

A New England Life said...

Dear Mr. Howie P,

Judging by the way little Linus is dressed, and his adorable smushy face, I would guess he probably doesn't need a plan 4 success. The whole world already falling at his feet.

Dozer and Coop said...

We like Linus, he is very small and would be fun to chase! Howee, you continue to amaze us, you are such a thoughtful pug! Keep up the good work!

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Moco said...

He has the chance to learn from one of the best. Let's hope that he is clever enough to see your ability.

Puglette said...

hi linus, you are a very handsome young man...and well dressed too! listen well to your uncle howie, he is a smart fellow and word is he know his way around the fridge too. but don't ask him to make you a sammich if you aren't close by cause he eats the sammich if you are slow...i know this from experience.
hugs,
puglette
:o)

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hi Nancy and puggies,

Sorry we haven't been around much but withthe holdidays we was really busy. I am so sorry we just read that you sweet Winnie went to the bridge bur the Mommy said she is probably playing with my sister Samantha right now.

I'm doing a feature on my blog called "the Strings of Friendship A-K".. We don't have a "t" yet so the Mommy was wondering if we good the "texas puggies" for my "t". Come over and see what we have done so far and see what you think. I haven't spotlighted in pugs yet and you guys are so cute.
We just did our "g" today.

Love....Mona & the Mommy too!!

Nancy and the fatties said...

Hi Mona and Mommy - that would be wonderful if you want to feature the Texas puggies on your "t" day!! just let me know if you need some photos!
xxooo
n and the pees

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hi Nancy & Puggies,

Thanks for saying I can use the Texas Puggies when I do my "t" post. I will make sure I talk a bout your Pug Rescue. I usually pick the pictures that I like but if there are any you would like me to use you can e-mail then to us at redricca@sbcglobal.net. Linus is gorgeous. I would like to showcase some of you avaiable for adoption pugs when I do my post. My 'T' post is 12 days away.

Love and kisses to all.

Sarah, the Mommy, annd Mona too!!

Manon Doyle said...

OMG! Linus is so darn cute!

Neas Nuttiness said...

I've been a lurker for too long! I must start commenting. I've been trying to cut down on my daily blog surfing, but I just had to add your site!!! Your photos are FABULOUS!!! Looking at those wonderful puggy faces, just makes my heart melt.

Mr. Puggle said...

too cute!

Karine said...

Howie, you are such a good uncle to offer sage advice to little Linus. That Linus is adorable!!!! (Not as adorable as you are, Howie.)

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

This little baby Linus is toooo cute!
Look at that face!
How many kisses has this little one received?
How many kisses have you received?
How many heart strings has Linus pulled?
Has little baby Linus crawled into your heart yet?
How many smiles have happened because of this sweet blessing?
sending love
tweedles
ps .. And hoping little baby is walking in the footsteps of Howie, and it's kissing Howies face.