How to Properly Eat Ice Cream by Linus Puggy

Hi there, this here is Linus Super Pup.

Today's lesson is how to eat ice cream

like a champion puggy. First you find the right bowl.
Next, you instruct your hooman to fill it

to the brim with your favorite flavor.

Next you express your appreciation by making loud

smacking noises. Be sure to use your face as a handy

ice cream scoop, getting bits of yumminess way up

into the snorfley wrinkle above your itty bitty nose.

Uncle Howie taught me that this is a good place to store

snacks fur later consumption, plus the ice cream ferments

and gives off a pleasing cheesy aroma after a few days there.

This concludes your Lesson Fur Today on how to properly

eat Puggy Ice Cream.

Singing Songs on Saturday

From Howard Pee Pugpants:

Mom's goin on a trip so I wrote a little song fur her.

This here is my main man on guitar, Dad.

All your bags are packed,

you're ready to go

Don't forget to leave Dad a note

To feed me, little Howie

Sixty hundreds times a dayyyyy....

So kiss me and smile fur me,

Don't forget to bring back for me

Bags of yummy snacks and

and all your restaurant take-away....

Cuz mom's leavin' on a jet plane

Don't know when you'll be back again,

so please Ma, could you please

put the treat jar on the floor

and leave the kibble bag open by the door.

Friday Naptime

Anniebelly naps on her favorite blanket with

green froggy, the toy du jour for Friday.

Working Fur the Snuggle Puggle

Eduardo Puggle, CEO

Hey Eduardo, Mom said it's TUESDAY so

we decided to help her in the kitchen for

Working Fur the Snuggle Puggle Day!

It's a tough job, but as Bossman EduardoPuggle

likes to say, "That's why they call it work!!!"

The best part about helpin in the kitchen

is licking the bowl!

Lickin the spoon is not fur

sissypugs, either. It's a big job

and it requires total focus and

concentration!

There's always that tough spot just around

the back that's so hard to reach....

The best part is mom doesn't have to

wash the dishes after. We've made sure

they're bran spankin clean!!!

Annie's Blushing Valentine

Bajas, Annie's Hunka
Puggy Valentine Love

Annie is not known for sharing.

From Anniebelly Bossybritches:

I took time out from beating up my stinky brother Howie today to pick up a very special delivery. Handsome Bajas left me this message today for Valentine's. It's obvious he adores me, and who can blame him? *bats eyelashes* I know all you puggy girls are lookin' at Bajas and thinkin' how cute he is, just remember you can look but don't sniff. He belongs to me!!

I love you Bajas, my little hunney bunney puggy of love...

Howie Emcees the Western Monster Dog Show

Hey everypuggy, the Western

Monster Dog Show is on!!!!

Hey Java, didn't we meet this guy at

Remedial Puppy class a few years ago??

Wudderu think is in all them big

yellow boxes? Cheese mebbe?

I hate it when they cry on
camera. So unprofessional.

Hey Rudolph! Where the sled????

What the heck? How many Beagle
categories can there be?????





I don't know what that guy's doing,
but he's a few sprinkles shy
of a cupcake if you ask me.

All these weenie dogs are

making me hungree!!

I don't get it. Why'd he win? He

ain't nothin but a Hound dawg!!!

I hates it when the pugs lose...

Howie's Thoughts on Valentines and Romantical Things

Ever since I got this new tie from Aunty Laura, I've been rethinking the whole Valentine thing. After all, there is food involved, yes? Cuppycakes and crunchy heart candy thingies that occasionally fall on the floor to get eaten by mooo-wah... (That's french fur "me")!

Well then the Mom took off my new Valentine tie and said THIS TIE was fur going to WORK. WORK? what the heck is that? I been working fur Eduardo Snuggle Puggle, but accordin' to the terms of the Puggle Contract, I didn't have to actually go nowhere fur that.

I mean, yes, I did some PERCH NAPPIN fur the Snuggle Puggle, which was actually multi-taskin cuz I was fartin too. But this whole GO TO work thing has me pur-plexed. Do they have food at this place called work?

Remembering Two Little Angels

Gracie

Winnie loved her Aunty Sharon, who brought

her beautiful prezzies, like this velour blue dress.

Winnie says thanks fur the dress Aunty Sharon!

One more smoochy for Aunty Sharon,
who color coordinated her wardrobe with Wiggles.


These are some of my favorite pictures from April 2005 when Sharon and her little Gracie came over for a playdate. Sharon always brought presents for the puggies, and Winnie Wiggles is pictured wearing the lovely velour dress Sharon brought her. Winnie especially loved the dress Sharon brought her because it showed off her rolls and rolls of jiggley loveliness.

Winnie and Gracie both went to the rainbow bridge last year, leaving broken hearts and many tears in their wake. Sharon and I miss our girls, but we remember them every day with so much love. These pictures always make me smile. They captured such happy moments.

Six Things That Make Howie Happy

Punchy sent me a note that I gotta report

six things that make me happy. I'm thinkin

real hard about it, and I think I got it now.

My friend the kibble container, he

makes me very happy. I like to spend

time with him in his pantry house from

time to time just to say hello.

Meaty muffins. yummmmmmmm. What's

not to like about meaty muffins? They got meat!

mmmm. They got muffin! mmmmmmm

Birthday cookies are also something that
make me real happy. Even if it's not my
birthday, if you were to say, send me a cookie,
I'd be real happy. Just speaking rhetorically that is.

Barkin at them dang birds. I do enjoy

doing that quite a bit.

Chewin on stuff I'm not sposed to be

chewin on always makes me happy.

Yummy chewy bones also happen to

make me very happy.

Here's my happy face. Mom says I had
just had a bath in this picture, but I don't
believe her fur a second. Why on earth
would I be happy about that???

Working With the Snuggle Puggle

After hitting snooze with his thumbytoe repeatedly, Howie finally

made it outta bed this morning and to post the Pugpant Entry

for the Puggle Workforce Progress Report. Howie, Annie and Java are

hopeful that Boss EduardoPuggle finds their output satisfactory for

Working With the Puggle Day.

Howie perfects his Make Little Sister Into a Pancake skills




Annie and Java show fierce concentration
as they practice synchronized sitting

Howie Survives Playdate With Ferocious Pug Puppies

From Howie:

Mom said I had to be on my best behavior

cuz Linus and his little sister are coming over

fur a meetup. This was the dressiest thing I own.

I don't know why she told me to put it back

and get my tie. sheesh.

From Anniebelly:

These are all the toys I'm not gonna share
with the puppies coming over today.






From Howie:

Life is very unfair to us puggies sometimes.

Scout and Jacqueline arrive, ready fur the playdate.




Linus is carried into the house like a little king by Dani

Linus showin Uncle Howie his good side

Much to Annie's consternation, Scout decides
Annie's toys are delishush

So, do you think this will earn us extra treats later?

Scout tells Linus that girls rule, and he should just get used to it.

Howie thinkin about hidin under the bed.







Okay you pups. Listen up to Uncle Howie.
When the cookie jar rattles,
run head over heels into the house and
knock over anydoggy that gets in your way.
That's the first lesson yew need to learn around here.

Scout sure does got some sharp teefies.

Mmmm, Scout's elbow tastes delishush!

From Uncle Java:

Um, you young folks might want to settle down a little.

Somepuggy could get hurt!

Uh oh, the little one in pink is looking me in the eye.

*GULP*

Scout discovers the weakest link!

The whole meetup crowd!

Meagan, Scout's mom; Dani holding Linus;

Susan getting smoochies from Howard;

Jacqueline giving Java a booster. What a great day!

Linus:

Hey peeps! Let's do this again tomorrow!

Right after my nap....