Howie's Fan Club

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Howie Wins an Award for Missing Work for Eduardo Puggle Today

Howie's Award He Won For Doin'
Absolutely Nothing and
Missing Work Today fur the Puggle

Howie explains to the baby puggies how to avoid
work and get into trouble a few times every day.

From Howard Pee Pugpants:

My pal Moco gave me this award today and there were a lot of rules to go with it and I'm supposed to share it with my pals. I'm not gonna share it. I'm gonna keep it with the Stain Award I stole from my pal Pearl. I think there are rules that go with this award too. I'm not gonna do any of the rules, either, unless one of them is about farting out loud.

As you can tell, I woke up on the wrong side of the crate this morning. Annie kept yelling at me to GIT UP ITS TIME TO WORK FUR THE SNUGGLE PUGGLE EDUARDO TODAY. I told her to call in and tell BossMan Eduardo I am taking a Howie Mental Health Day. I fastened the latch on the doggy door while Annie was out in the yard, so my Howie Mental Health Day has been great so far. Just ignore that pounding sound from the back door, k?


Pearl said...

HEHEHE Oh Howie! Annie is gunna getchuuu! I don't know if this mental health day is worth it!

You totally deserve all these awards. Just keep fartin', handsome.

Dozer and Coop said...

You are so funny, you just crack Mum up at every turn. We have no idea where we will put our award (we're glad we share it with you!) but we will find some spot.

Cooper thinks a mental health day would be great if it includes a lot of napping.

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Neas Nuttiness said...

I've laughed so hard reading your last several posts, that I think my name should be Pee Pants!!!

The Devil Dog said...

Howie, you are priceless and we love you. But boy, are you gonna get it when Annie gets back in the house.

Roxy & Lucky

Ike said...

Are you part of Murphy's fart club? Awesome job thwarting the rules. Just don't let Mr. Joe Stains know you stole the coveted Stain Award. Also, you should know that I am the inspiration and original recipient of that award because I pooped and ate it and then barfed it up. Now that's a stain!
BTW: We aren't really sure how I am off-leash. I sometimes hang out with my grandma's dog (and the one who recently died) and I was OK - kind of a jackass really, but not too bad. But Ruby is crazy and growls at everyone so I can be a jerk to her, right? I was pretty ok with Pearl, mostly ignored her, but then she died :(

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Where did those babies come from?

That is question number 1, and then i think you should do with your award what you want to do! Its your choice- its yours! I do not blame you for taking a mental health day!

Puglette said...

howie, i am right there with you on the cranky side of the bed today! i took the mental health day yesterday. and i was able to ignore the pounding on the door just fine!

oh...and i'm curious about the cute puppies too. are those linus' litter mates?

Moco said...

You are a rebel of the highest order. We love the attitude. Enjoy keeping the award and not following the rules.

Laura said...

Newman is so proud of you, Howie!

Anonymous said...

You are the ORIGINAL rebel! No one else even comes close. Great job taking a day off....I'll have to try that one of these days...


Nancy and the fatties said...

This here is Howie takin over the blog. Hi to all my doggy and kitty fans. I understand there are sum enquiries regardin WHO DA HECK them puppies are and WHERE DEE HECK did they come from???? Well that there is Linus and his sister who visited with us a few weeks ago. SomeMom accidentally let me get near them and I had just enough time to impart some words of Howie Wisdom into their ears before I was locked away again.
And Mister Ike doggy, I think your sister lives next door to me. She pokes her head thru the fence and says hello and comes over ever now and then and beats me up. I like her just fine. I'm proud you inspired that stain award. I wonder if you also got a Barf Award? Let me know, K? I'd like to come steal that one, too.
This here is Howie, signing out fur now.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

LOLOLOLOL * Tears coming out of eyes*

oh my gosh Howie! you are our Hero!

m & ep

SassyDog said...

Howie, just wanted to let you know that you are Fuji's HERO. All pugs need a mental health day! Keep up the good work! Remember fartin is what pugs do best!

Sandra y Coco said...

Howie, I need to send over my mom to your house NOW. She needs to get locked out the doggie door and learn who rules the house (the puggie in charge, of course). She NEVER EVER had let me take a day off. I am telling you, I am exhausted!

Pug Posse said...

OMD! Howie, you are hilarious! Our Mommy was laughing so hard at that post! She really needed that after the whole Stuart Little fiasco (see our blog today for that rant)! Thanks for cheering her up!
Pug hugs and kisses!
The Pug Posse

Neas Nuttiness said...

I left you something at my place today. Come on over and fetch it. Ruff Ruff - That means: come now!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Zowie Howie! You're such a rebel!!!!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Fifi Flowers said...

That photo is PRECIOUS!
ENJOY your weekend!

Dozer and Coop said...

Howie are you okay? We haven't seen any posts for a bit and we just want to make sure you are okay, OK?