Howie's Fan Club

Monday, June 15, 2009

Howie's Shiny New Marvelous Award and a Gift For PacoPuggy

From Howard Pee Pugpants:

I got this here award from my good pal and staunch supporter StubbyPug recently. Notice how large and shiny it is, and how it sparkles in the light. I think it is a much better award than Anniebelly Fattypants got. She has been marchin around all week talking about how she is an "Award Winnin Pug" and I got to tell yew it is enough to make yew want to hurl.

Instead of sharing this award I'm gonna keep it all to myself, like I do all my awards. I am bizzy creating a new award, tho, and if yew are darn lucky I might let you share it. I can't decide whether it is going to be the MY MAW HUMILIATED ME ON MY BLOG AWARD or maybe the I PEED ON IT SO IT IS MINE AWARD.

This here award I'd like to share with my little buddy, PacoPuggy. He is gettin' real good at peein' on stuff and he's a great guy, even though he is admired by a kitty and all. Here you go Paco! enjoy!

Which one would you rather have? I personally like the first one, but that's just cause my middle name is Pee.

Let me know which one yew like best. Who knows. If I am in a good mood and Annie hasn't spanked me that day, I might choose the one yew like.

Feel free to steal these awards and paste 'em on yer blog if yew think yew earned 'em. Don't ask permission. Askin permission is fur sissypugs.


Original Puglover said...


Anonymous said...

I like the first one best - I own the entire OP Arboretum/Botannical Gardens because I've peed on everything there. I like your spunk and attitude Howie. How are you at chasing squirrels???

Melissa and Emmitt said...

howie you always make my day!

emmitt says he is taking both and not askin cuz he is not a sissypug. ... um, i mean if that is ok...


Pug Posse said...

Howie, you are just too cute! We like both awards, but we think we qualify for the first one cause we like to pee on things. Once, when Jasmine was a puppy, she peed on Daddy to claim him for her own!
Pug hugs and kisses!
The Pug Posse

Anonymous said...

Howie you are TOO much! Since we don't pee on things...seein as we're girls, and cats....we vote for the second award. Although both puggy faces are SOOOO sweet that Momma made those strange noises again.

Oh, and by the way...high four me Howie! I barfed and ran backwards leaving a 6 ft trail-o-barf on the carpet. Is that almost as good as peeing on something?


Stubby said...

Hey Howie - I'm so glad you like your award and good for you for not sharing it. I hope this award put Annie in her place and that she stays there!

I like the "I peed on it so it is mine" award the best. You look so devious in that picture that everyone will want to have that award on their blog.

I told Mom that I want to create my own award, but she insists that I have better things to do with my time. Whatever!

Stubby xoxo

The Devil Dog said...

I think those are great awards. They are so funny. I don't know which one I like better. I will have to think about it. Thanks for offering it to us.


Hank said...

Howie, you look purty darn good in that boony hat and jacket. Gitcher butt up to Indy some time and we'll go fishin'. Or just sit in the boat and drink beer.

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

you are the funniest pug i know. you made moms smile a lot!
Those awards are so funny and darn cute. I don't know which is the funniest. Its a toss up!
Thank you for peein on stuff, and keepin it!

Sarah K. said...

We think the second one is hilarious - mainly because most dogs have been humiliated on their blogs!

Becky said...

Howie, you are soooo funny! I love those awards, they are both hilarious and I have a dog or 2 that readily deserves one!

Pearl said...

Hi Howie, my doll!!!!

I am loving your new awards. I pee on things to make them mine ALL the time, AND my momma humiliates me. I get both awards, k??

Sorry I have been M.I.A. lately. Go read my bloggie, k?

XOXO Pearly

jsanders73 said...

Oh Howie, you are too funny!!! I like the second one the best 'cause mom is always tryign to come up with ways to humiliate me on my blog. What is it with mommy's and humiliating pictures????

Pug Posse said...

Hey Howie! Check out our post for today! We gave you an award!
Pug hugs and kisses!
The Pug Posse

Sandra y Coco said...

Hi Howie, I am taking not one but both awards with me!! I will post about them tomorrow. Right now I am busy at work with mom. I do audits once a month at the office, can you believe I have to wear a tie while mom works in jeans?

jsanders73 said...

Good Morning! Please go look at my post today! I gived Annie an award!!!!!!!

Tee said...

Hello there Howie Pee Pants,

We would like to honour your peeing abilities with an award!We thinks you blog really ought to be shot!

Licks and wags

Tuffy and the Dog WOods Pack

Puglette said...

ok, fine...we will just take an award or two. howie, you are the best. keep up the good work.

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Aw - what adorable awards! Howie is very very cute.

Hank said...

Howie, buddy....come on over to my blog. I got somethin' fer ya.

Neas Nuttiness said...

Wowie Howie - I like them both, so I'm gonna steal them both!!!