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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Howie Traumatized by Topiary or Topiary Terror Tuesday Only It's Sunday

You may be wondering why I am
suckling my blankey in public? It
all started when I went out onto the
porch to check my peemail.
*sound of harps and scene
fades back in time to porch*

Whoa! Hey, wutt the heck? Dude,
when was the last time you ATE??

Howie to self: "don't make eye contact,
don't make eye contact,
don't make eye contact..."

Hey, look at them eyes. I mean,
if yew ran into somethin like this
in a dark alley, wouldn't it scare
the poop outta yew too?

S'okay now, tho. What's not to like about
a pal who stands there and lets you pee on him???


Original Puglover said...

Perfect! Howie is so brave!

mormar said...

Howie, yer da momma gots sum weird cents ub humor, dat uz wun scaree lukin ting. Peein on it iz da onoy cure.

Jean Levert Hood said...

oh, i love it!!!! Goooo Howie!!

The Great Rock Eater said...

Oh Howie, you were so brave facing that topiary. I'm so proud of you!! You are my hero!! =) I hope the two of you have made friends. It is always nice to have a friend to pee on!!

Kelley Carey MacDonald said...

Oh, Howie, ARF ARF ARF! BRF...BRRRRRRRRRRRR... ARF! Does it move? Does it smell? If you need help chasing it... CALL ME! You are the bravest!
xoxo Paco

Kathleen Krucoff said...

Toooooo cute!

Salinger The Pug said...

Howie, I hope your new friend doesn't RUST if you're peeing on him!!!

Make sure yer maw posts pics of when he's all covered up with green stuff ok?

Glad to see you're up and about and out of crate prison! I was worried about you and kept bugging my mom to make you a file cake!


Pearl said...

Howie, my love, that thing is simply horrifying! How can we get rid of it? or at least use it in our favor?

Hmm.. we could tell Annie that it's her boyfriend or somethin'. Maybe she'd start spendin' all her time with him? OUTSIDE.

Just a thought. I have missed your most handsome self and am THRILLED to see you out of prison!

xoxo Pearly

Nancy Medina said...

Hey all yew, this here is Howie. Maws at work so I'm in charge. Thanks fur your support and adoration. Salinger, thanks fur your letter to the parole board. They took it under advisement when they granted my release. The pee on the corner dind't help tho. I'm jest sayin.
Pearley Poo, I hung your picture on the wall, the one where well, you know which one. I like the way yew think. I will tell Annie that this here topiary is a GIFT for her from BAJAS and she will spend all day outside ooo'ing and ah'ing over it.
Aunty Kelley, yew tell Paco that next time you have an open studio he should be in charge of the refreshments. It jest makes sense is all.
Mormar, thanks fur your support. You are right. Mawz crazy. There's jest no gettin around it.
Aunties Jackie, Jean and Kathleen, how come you haven't sent me any food lately? hmmm?
LiloPuggy, thanks for your note cuteypie!
gotta run guys. things to pee on, y'know.
h pee

Anonymous said...

Hahah I can't belive you peed on him Howie!
Glad to see you are out of prison.. hope you are feelin better!

Pearl and Daisy said...


Whoa! That guy would have freaked us out too only we wouldn't have been able to pee on him seeing as we're girls and all that.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Neas Nuttiness said...

Just think - when your mom puts some plants in that thing, it will make an even better thing to pee on! BOL

Glad you got paroled fro the jail!

The OP Pack said...

That last shot is pricelss - love the expression on Howie's cute face.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Anonymous said...

I think you should pee on as much stuff as you can, now that you're a free puggie. Oh, and don't forget to roll in the dirt....or mud if you pee'd in it first....


Melissa and Emmitt said...

LOL howie!

we are still laughing! what a great post!

where did your mom get that awesome topiary?

you re right though. right now he looks like he just came out of the movie terminatior.

does he have a red eye too?

Stubby said...

Hi Howi! That topiary is scary! I had to turn away when I first saw it, but then I saw you walk up to and I was okay.

I would not only have peed on it, but I would also have knocked it down. That would teach it a lesson.

Stubby xoxo

A New England Life said...

The Pug madness never ends at the Medina estate. Hope mom doesn't plan on putting a plant on the topiary. With you around Howie it doesn't stand a chance.

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Nevis said...

Teehee! Adorableness!

Pearl said...

Howie punkin',
Did you see my bloggie today? The vet says I need to lose weight?!!? I told him my Howie liked my jiggly wiggly-ness. Right?! Howie, am I FAT?!?!



Hank said...

Howie, buddy! No wonder ya don't know whether it's Tuesday or Sunday! That thing is freaky I tell ya what!

Moco said...

We are thinking that there is more to come about this tale.

Pearl said...

Dear Java and Howie (ok, you too Annie),
Thank you for the kind words yesterday regarding my cheesy jiggly wiggliness! I've decided I'm not gunna lose any weight, too.. in fact I think I'll be gainin' some after all the peanut butter it's takin' for me to swallow my pills!!!

You guys are the best!!!

xoxo Pearly

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Howie my friend
So good to see you! I bet you thought you were seeing things when you saw that see through thing!
Well you are a brave boy getting right up there next to it!
Moms love that thing- so much- can you clone it?
Heres kisses

Darlene said...

Oh my GOSH...that is hilarious!!!