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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Howie's Thankful For List

This here is Howie

Mawz in the kitchen cookin turkey so I'm in charge. She said I can't have turkey cuz it's got Trytophan in it. Have you ever heard such hooey in your life???

This here is my thankful for list she said I had to write. Sheesh, how am I sposed to get anything important done when she gives me homework when I'm sposed to be in the kitchen supervisin?

Okay okay I'm also thankful for all my good friends, even the kittyfriends who teach me bad stuff to do like JaneKitty and NewmanKitty, my protegekittypal. Everypuggy out there be sure to remember there is a fat guy watching you and taking notes about your badness, anyway that's what maw sez all the time.

Howie's Thankful For...

1 - Fartin
2 - Eating
3 - Barkin at neighbors
4 - Diggin through peeps purses
5 - Eating
6 - A brother who smells like cheese
7 - Backy rubs
8 - Sisters who go away to the farm sometimes
9 - Eatin
10 - Turkey even though it's got tryptophan in it what the heck is wrong with that I asks???
11 - Friends who mail me food
12 - Smelling like the bottom of a fish tank directly after my bath
13 - Sandy Claws even though he never gives me the one thing I ask for - a deep fried crunchy elf with ranch dippin sauce.

Happy Thanksgiving from Howard Pee Pugpants and family!


Stubby said...

Happy Thanksgiving Howie! Lucky you to be supervising the cooking with your mom. I hope she lets you eat some turkey despite the tryptophan. It won't hurt you Howie but it might make you tired.

I love your list of things you're thankful for. Eating is all over my list too!

Stubby xoxo

Dozer and Coop said...

We want to know how you can smell like the bottom of the fish tank after a bath. Do you bathe with the fishies, if so, why don't you make a sandwich of them?

Happy Thanksgiving! We get to have turkey - the vet said we can have the trypto stuff because they actually use it in medicines to relax dogguses. We'll eat a bunch for you and then fart it out our butts.

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper PeePants

Aniemother said...

Great list Howie!

Have a great Thanksgiving everyone - and especially my girlie Annie! *blows kisses*


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Happy thanksgiving!

Hank said...

"there is a fat guy watching you and taking notes about your badness"......

You been peekin' in my windows, buddy??

Happy Hanksgivin' to you an' yer folks an' Java an' Annie!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Happy Thanksgiving Howie to you and Annie and Java, and your mom and dad and friends and guests-
I hope you end up getting something to eat at least! Maybe tofu turkey!
I am being careful of my actions too- because of the fat man!

Benny and Lily said...

Howie..Happy Thankgiving to you too. We love your list. we have a lot in common..BOL Now get in the kitchen in case the humans drop stuff.
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

Hiya Howie! We love your list! By the should check out our Wednesday post

It was inspired by YOU!

Salinger The Pug said...

Hi Howie!

We're thankful that we have you and your siblings to crack us up so often!

I hope you were nice to AnnieBelly and Java yesterday and showed at least a LITTLE bit of thanks for them!

Tryptophan Shmiptophan! Pass the turkey!


Anonymous said...

That is a great list Howie!!

Hope you had a great thanksgiving!

Pearl said...

Sweet Howie, I am so thankful for YOU this Thanksgiving! You always give me a giggle!

Hugs to you and your whole family!!