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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Survival of the Fattest or Howie Prepares for 2012

This is me in my survival gear.

This here is Howie:

I've been real bizzy lately preparing fur Dec. 13, 2012. Maw has been watching them funny Scy Fy shows and she said the world is gonna have meteor storms and floods that day so I have been workin on my:


HOWARD PEE PUGPANTS SURVIVAL LIST



1 - Save the food


2 - Make sure Java and Linus got their life vests on


3 - Get Xlarge zippylock bags fur the dry kibble


4 - Make floaty raft out of Annie's rubber toys with soupy glue


5 - Prepare to raid top shelfs of pantry when waterline reaches five feets


6 - Make sign that sez NO Girls On RAFT and wack Annie with it when she swims by



This last picture here is my cousin Linus. He is demonstratin that if
times gets tough, you can munch on the leg of any female who happens
to wander by. I'm real proud of him. He has learnt a lot from me and he turns 1 year old today. Happy birthday LinusPants!

11 comments:

Pearl said...

#7 Float north to Oklahoma and pick up Pearly Poo.


:) You always make me smile, Howie! You're full of good ideas!

Pearl said...

PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINUS!!!!!!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Annie if your out there we will save you on our raft after you get whacked by the boys!

Happy b-day Linus.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my do you look simply dashing in your survival outfit. We are glad to see you are well prepared. BOL
Benny & Lily

Hank said...

Howie, buddy......now that is how a MAN prepares fer disaster I tell ya what!

Now I wouldn't recommend hittin' yer sister with a sign (even though it's fun tuh think about. Yep, I've often dreamed o' wackin' O'Mally upside her melon).

An' boy howdy that little cousin o' yers is followin' in yer footsteps already!

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Happy Birthday Linus- you cutie you!

Howie, I must have a talk with you.
Whats this about no girls on the raft! What about me? When the tide gets high and you come floating by, I really was expecting you to allow me to get on the raft with you. Or are you going to have a dingy floating behind you?
I love your LIST, but you may be a little hard on your sissy!
You always sound so Tuff. Now I know there must be a sensitive side of you.
love
tweedles

Kelley Carey MacDonald said...

HOWIE, my Mom said she'll make a RAFT and I can go down the coast and swing by TEXAS and pick you guys up! Then she gave me a chew toy and got back on the computer. I think she'll actually make the raft. But later. Be ready, buddy!
xoxoo Paco

the casbah kitten said...

Howie, you look SO prepared. If you happen to see us in the top of a tree as you float by you'd better pick us up......or ELSE!

Oh yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Emmitt pants!

Ike said...

I think you'll make it~
Ike

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh my gosh howie!

you are a wise puggy and my hero. i have made my check list and am right on it too. i will invent a floatable device to save my inventory of mini meatloaves!

happy birthday linus pants! i have sent you a birthday mini meatloaf in the care of howie. it has candles and whippy cream on top!

xoxox
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Lex said...

Is he one already???? Wow. lol Happy Birthday Linus!!!


Hahaha oh Howie.. you wouldn't know what to do with out Annie!