Gettin my cowboy on...This here is Howie
I was having tummy bubbles again last week, so maw took me back to the doctor for another visit. I am feeling much better now, so I have no idea what all the fuss was about. She gets hysterical every time I leave a squirty pile in the yard, even though I told her I was leaving those strategically for when Annie chases her ball, like little poopy traps, so to speak. Annie stepped in one jest the other day and walked away from her ball in a big sulk. I wisht you cudda seen it. It was priceless.
Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman gave me some pills so maw has to give me an extra meal at bedtime now, so it all worked out to the best. Now if I could jest get offa this special diet and get my scrambley eggs and cheese again, I'd be a happy pug. You will be shocked and awed to learn that none of us are getting any of those delicious necessities any more, maw says no more table scraps fur the pugs on accounta my pancrea-yay-titis. Have you ever heard such hooey in your life? SOS!!!!
11 comments:
Oh my word Howie, mom almost peed her pants! Glad your tummy bubbles are better
Benny & Lily
Oh my cats, no more scrambley eggs and cheese? Newman said he will mail you a package of cat treats if you get desperate!
You are one sneaky pooping pug....just like me!! We are glad to hears your tummy is getting better.
Hugs,
Sequoia
Uh-oh, tummy bubbles, hope they never return! My hu-mom was laughing her head off when she read what you did! Mack gets an extra treat at bedtime too for his forehead ouchies. You guys are so lucky....
Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack
Glad to hear your tummy troubles are going away BUT at such a price!!!!
Love Noodles
Tummy bubbles sound bad. Glad the vet (a.k.a Dr. Quinn) made you all the way better!
Muah,
Minnie Moo and Lincoln too
Hang on...lemme get this straight...
Scrambly eggies and cheese = Hershey squirts?????
Dude...that is NOT cool. I better tell mom to start making me pancakes in the AM.
Hope your tummy is feeling better buddy!
Love,
S-Dog
Pee S. You better apologize to Annie Bee!!! She's going to leave a flaming bag of poo outside your doggie door if you keep tormenting her like this!
HP, bud! I wish tuh HAIL I coulda seen Annie B. in that poop trap! HAAAA!!! Good one, bud!
Glad yer feelin' better!
Howie,,
I am glad you is feeling better and the tummy bubbles are gone ,, but I can see you are still mighty mischevious with all those little tricks your trying,,,, and now don't act innocent you little stinker you
love
tweedles
Howie,,
I am glad you is feeling better and the tummy bubbles are gone ,, but I can see you are still mighty mischevious with all those little tricks your trying,,,, and now don't act innocent you little stinker you
love
tweedles
Oh Howie, I have been worried sick about you! Not so sick that I can't eat or anything like that... but real sick!
Momma is making me tell you that sometimes vets give dogs a certain type of food that will firm up their loose poopies. And it's Hill's Science Diet W/D. The ingredients aren't real wholesome, but HOLY MOLY it'll make ya poop real firm turds. And maybe you could trick Annie into thinkin' their tootsie rolls. Anyway, I have to eat that kind of food all the time, and it keeps things... solid.
Oh, I am so embarrassed that momma made me type that. Hope you feel better, my sugar pie!!!!
xoxoxo
Pearly
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