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Thursday, March 31, 2011

Howard Pee Pugpantsez Thirsty Thursday

Howie Hittin' the Bottle


This here is Howie

Dad let me walk to the mailbox with him yes-turd-day to get the mail and it was a long walk. I got real thursty, so I gotta drink. It was a long walk (did I say that alreddy?), about fourteen hunnert steps from the front door down the driveway to the mailbox, cuz I had to stop along the way and check my Tree In Front Yard. It had been all winter since I picked up my mail so yew can imagine it took me a while. I had to read some, reply, read some more, reply. I asked Maw to gimme a sausage when I got back in and she said NO HOWIEE. NO NO NO. Have you ever heard of such hooey? Can somepuggy please mail me a sausage? This special diet is for the birds, and yew know how I feel about birds.

Pee Ess, in case Hanklin was wondering, we was clean outta PBR so I hadta have water. Sheesh. I tell ya what.

9 comments:

Pearl said...

Howie Love, I will mail you snausage. That walk to the mailbox sounded downright exhausting. You are such an athlete!

Did you see my bloggie yesterday? I have run away from home and I am on the move! I think I'm headed towards Flower Mound right now! Go outside and look for me!!!

xoxoxo

Yoda, Brutus & Ellie said...

Hey Howie, this here is Yoda & Brutus (Ellie is too little yet to understand how devastating the word "diet" is to a pug).

Anyway, when mom isn't looking we are going to pack up some essentials and get them shipped to you.

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Archie and Melissa said...

hi howie pee!
oh we won't tell anyone it is clean, fresh water.

a drinking binge is a drinkin binge.

tee hee!

keep up the good work!
sausages on the way!

xoxoxo
a & m

Barbara said...

Send me your address, Howie. I'll sneak some snausages to you.

Tiffy said...

Oh poor Howie! Your maw was not mean when I lived with you so what happened? Maybe I need to come back and help out. I'd hate to leave my new home just yet so my Twinner will help. She is on her way to your house right now because her momma forgot her gotcha day. Now that's a bunch of hooey!

I haven't found out where my parents keep the sausage yet but I will look for it when they aren't looking. A big box marked "Hands off Annie!" will full of sausage will be arriving soon!

Tiffy

Hank said...

HP, buddy....sausages AN' PBR are on the way! (Thank GAWD dad gits paid tuhmorrow.)

As fer YER dad....tell the ol' boy tuh git on the stick. Summer's comin' an' yer gonna need a whole fridge o' PBR!

Benny and Lily said...

gotta power up with water Howie
Benny & Lily

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Howie
I just mailed you a whole box of sausage and cheese.
Its coming in a package called "For Howie's eyes only".
Sent with love
No one else will find it.. for sure
love
tweedles

Apollo said...

Oh dear Howie, yes I will send sausages too! One of those sausage and cheese samplers on its way! As for the water...we all have to drink the water between the PBR's...otherwise KILLER hangover! Have a great weekend with all the sausages! Don't forget to intercept the mailman and hide out under your tree.