Howie Boot Camp

When my brother Howie first arrived, I said,

"Let the little monster outta the pigpen.

I can train him, ma!"

Right away, I knew I had my paws full....

With the proper toys and distractions, I was able

to focus his energy upon chewing and destroyin'

stuff, valuable skills every pug should have.

He got tuckered out alot, so I also supervised

the nap activities. Pretty soon I had him snoring

and farting like a champ. Mom and dad scooch

over, Howie is ready for the big bed!

Nowadays, he's mainly just annoying. But he does make

a toasty warm blanket, that's fur sure.

This is me showing Howie how to use the doggy door...