This here is Howie.
I've got a list of about twenty thousand other important Howie Tricks of the Trade to work on with him, so I hope he sticks around fur a while. Tanner used to have his own harem in a place called Oklahoma where they made baby pugs like marshmallows on an assembly line. He got his first bite of cheese ever in his whole life yesterday, and his eyes got all buggy. I told him if he tells me how he broke outta that jail up there, I'd tell him which drawer the cheese is stored in. Here's his story:
Tanner Marlow, CIATanner Marlow, Private Eye Pug.
You have undoubtedly heard of me. I escaped from Abu Growl prison in Marlow, Oklahoma, last week with the assistance of my contacts in the DFW Pug Rescue organization. My covert deep underground sources had tapped out a puggy SOS and lo and behold, the famous rescue peeps came with their capes and tights and PugOWeen T shirts and got us all out of a bad situation.
I was the stud puggy in Marlow with my own harem, but foster mom says I am currently the only pug in her household who does not pee indoors or misbehave. I do enjoy scratches and pats and lovey dovey looks from ladies, but I'm just a little afraid of men. My foster dad and I get along just fine, though, especially after he offered me a bowl of stew with meaty muffin sauce. I am about 7 years old and will be wanting to relocate my headquarters soon.
If you would like to hire me to be your official furever puggy, please fill out an adoption application for Tanner Marlow. You'd better hurry, though, with my smile and sparkling personality, I won't be looking for new digs long!
You have undoubtedly heard of me. I escaped from Abu Growl prison in Marlow, Oklahoma, last week with the assistance of my contacts in the DFW Pug Rescue organization. My covert deep underground sources had tapped out a puggy SOS and lo and behold, the famous rescue peeps came with their capes and tights and PugOWeen T shirts and got us all out of a bad situation.
I was the stud puggy in Marlow with my own harem, but foster mom says I am currently the only pug in her household who does not pee indoors or misbehave. I do enjoy scratches and pats and lovey dovey looks from ladies, but I'm just a little afraid of men. My foster dad and I get along just fine, though, especially after he offered me a bowl of stew with meaty muffin sauce. I am about 7 years old and will be wanting to relocate my headquarters soon.
If you would like to hire me to be your official furever puggy, please fill out an adoption application for Tanner Marlow. You'd better hurry, though, with my smile and sparkling personality, I won't be looking for new digs long!
Even a spypuggy's gotta chillax sometime
Nappin Tanner
13 comments:
Howie! My kinda guy! Mommy says when we move we can foster, good tips on how to train them (being large and in charge I need all the tips I can get to keep up the ruling of the house)
oh tanner!
you are the luckiest puggy in the whole world to get to stay at the flower mound!
i am making you a batch of mini meatloaves with extra ketchup!
howie will show you his perfect form in chomping them whole!
there will be enough for all of you and the neighbors!
i coming over with my party hat!
xoxoxo
yewr buddy, emmy pants
You better watch out Howie - sounds like Tanner is one good doggie, and he might be staying and some other puggie finding a new home! Don't teach him too many bad things, okay?
Hello Howie!! I like the story of Tanner!! You two can be pals while he's there!!
Now.. I's got a call 'dis morning from AnnieBee!! Can yous put hers on 'da horn!! I's wait.....
la la la ..doot doot...Izzy smells..
What.. oh..Hello AnnieBee!!
'dis heres is Auntie Josie..I's got yous message from earlier!!
YOU DON'T HAVE A SOCK MONKEY PET BEDS!! My Ears!! NO!! Say its not so!! Okay.. Now.. Don't panic..
'Day are at's 'dis secret place that's called Walgreens!! Ever hears of its??
Now.. once yous go insides 'dis place.. it will be's in 'da middle of 'da store in a side aisle.
Do not make eye contact at anyone!!
Just grab yous Sock Monkey Beds and Run!!
Call me back when mission is complete!!
xoxoxo,
Auntie Josie
We love your new blog layout! You'se so trendy! And thanks for takin care of Tanner!
Tanner, you couldn't have asked for a better foster home!! Howie will make sure you are more than prepared for whatever life throws your way!! make sure you pay attention and learn everything he has to offer!!!
~hugs~
Lilo
Howie you are a great teacher!!! We luv Tanner what cutie pie!
S&P
Oh Howie you are a character! You sure are teaching the foster kid bad stuff. Maybe it's because you really want him for your own. What a cutie!
Benny & Lily
Hello Howie!! Yous always answer 'da phone!! Shouldn't yous be off playing wits Tanner?? Now can yous put Anniebelly's on 'da phone's again!! I's hold whatcha think!!
IT'S AUNTIE JOSIE..Don't yous recognize my Soft spoken voices!! NOW GO GETS HER..pleese... I wait...
doot doot.... la la..Izzy can't haves my bed...cha cha-What?? Okay 'den.... HELLO Anniebelly!! It's Auntie Josie!! Oh I's got yous message!! Sorry I's not pick up.. I's 'prolly in the backyard doing my businessess (hee hee) Okay yous didn't score a Sock Monkey Beds!!
I'm sure yous like what yous Mommy found for yous!! And if not a spankin' for Howie sounds perfect!!
hee hee!!
let me know .k!!
xoxoxo,
Auntie Josie
Hey Howie & Tanner,
We are glad that Tanner escaped from that prison. Howie, good job showing him the ropes and introducing him to new and exciting things :)
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda & Brutus
What a cutie-pants! Howie, you'd better teach him fast because I bet he'll get a forever home really quick.
Hi Howie
Now I know that you got lots of tricks up your sleeve to teach Tanner, but now don;t exhaughts yourself tooo much. You don't want anyone getting suspicious.
Its sounds to me like it was a perfect break out of the prison, for sure.
And I bet the list is growing for the forever home.
In the mean time one more assistant helping mom paint will be perfect,
love
tweedles
TANNER! You are just a doll. And you are from Okie-lahoma!? ME TOO!
Although, from what I have heard about where you are at... I am glad you are in Texas now. But you'll still cheer for the Sooners, won't ya?? Don't let those Longhorn losers get to ya, ok?
I am Pearl and Howie is my boyfriend and Annie is my BFF. Welcome to the fam!!!!!!!!!!
xoxoxo
Pearly Pants
PS I am sending momma to Walgreen's on her lunchie break. I need a sock monkey bed!!!!!!!
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