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Monday, August 9, 2010

Puppy Dog Bed in Intensive Care

Annie anxiously waits
for the surgeon to finish

This here is AnnieBee with terrible news

Puppy Dog Bed is having surgery today. *wipes tear* Howie ate one of his eyeballs off and then started ripping out the stuffin through the hole. *shudders with horror* Mommy said that she had to do emergency surgery right away or else Howie would get constipated. So Puppy Dog Bed is in the surgical center and I'm stuck out here with nothin' but 3 year old copies of Sports Illustrated to read.

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The surgeon shooshed me out of the room during certain parts, she said they were too graphical for my little self to see. She said only old puggies who have been around the block could sit through something this awful without fainting. Howie sat through it and said he farted the whole time. I'm concerned the air was contaminated and fart particles during the surgery. *Annie makes note to puggy self to wash puppy bed in extra bleach*

The tearful reunion

GREAT NEWS!!! Surgeon said Puppy Dog Bed is going to be OKAY!!!! I was so happy to see Puppy Dog Bed when he came out of surgery. I grabbed him by the face and yanked him outta the surgeons' grip. Surgeon said to treat him with tender care and handle very gentley for the next 3 hours.

This is me making sure Puppy Dog Bed is back in tip top shape right after surgery. Howie climbed on and wouldn't get off. *steam comes outta Annie's ears*


Benny and Lily said...

How many stitches did dog bed need? Our piggy got like 10 zillion stitches over the weekend. Good news, Howie will you poop tiny doggy beds now?
Benny & Lily

Laura said...

Howie has his nerve messing with your puppy dog bed, Annie! I'm glad the surgery was successful!

Sallie said...

LOL! My friend, Alien gets more green stitches every year! I think he looks handsome with the battle scars. :)

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh my gosh annie bee!

what a day you and your puppy dog bed have had today!

please tell your momma she is a miracle worker in more ways than one.

there should also be a warning at the top of this post not to be drinking anything or have a full bladder before reading this post because out loud laughing fits may cause may messy problems for the reader!

soooo cute!
m & ep

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Annie this here is Tuni, I am so happy to see puppy dog bed made through this horrific ordeals ok. But Howie needs to leave poor puppy dog bed alone...his fatty farts are going suffocate yous.


Stubby said...

Hi Annie! That was close, huh? Your puppy dog bed is good as new thanks to your mom. She's a miracle worker you know.

Stubby xoxo

A New England Life said...

Winston just wants me to tell you that this post was very difficult and disturbing to look at. He's hopeful he can sleep through the night without night terrors.

**This post had it all, drama, action, love, and terror. We're impressed.

Yoda & Brutus said...

Glad that the surgery was a success!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

agent99 said...

We are so glad to hear that Dr. momma was able to save Puppy Dog Bed!! And even better that Howie did not ingest the eye!
But we were wondering if you mean to "farticles" ?

just sayin.

Gen & Lefty!

Anonymous said...

Oh Annie! How mean of Howie to chew up your Puppy Bed!
*jane secretly gives Howie a high five*
We're glad the surgeon was able to save him and I think Howie needs a time out. . . or is that an airing out?

Pearl said...

Oh Annie! That was a close call! I am so glad (s)he pulled through surgery.

I was just thinkin' of you last night as I was giving my sock monkey bed a spankin'. You're my hero, Annie!


Dozer and Coop said...

Well no wonder you'se bed is falling apart! Look how you treated it right after surgery! Please send to us for a vacation. We will take good care of it so it will be in good shape for you'se guys.

Love, Dozer and Cooper Edwards

Moco said...

That pup is going to need more surgery real soon.

Aniemother said...

Oh honey, I'm sorry I didn't see this until now. What an ordeal it must have been. I'm going to take a nap and think of you. Mom gave me a raw pig tail and I've been chewing on it for a couple of hours and now I'm pretty tired and ready for a nap. I hope the kitties or Mom won't eat the rest of it while my eyes are closed.