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Thursday, August 5, 2010

Howie's Daring Nighttime Raid


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

THIS HERE IS HOWIE *whispery voice*

I'm teaching foster brother Tanner the important tools of the trade and the lesson here is a night time freezer drawer raid. Now oncet you get the drawer open, you gotta shoves all the boring stuff aside like this.




Then you grabs the frozen doggy treats mommy hides in here fur you that she don't know that you know that you know about even though she don't know it. You get the pitcher.




Since I don't got no thumbs, I grabs the bag wiff my mouffff *speaks wiff mouff full*




Oh CWAP! It FELL! Ooopsie, I said Cwap. heh heh






Then, now this is the most important part so pay attention! When maw sez WHY IS THERE A BAG OF TREATS ON THE FLOOR THIS MORNING you jest tilt your head and say wutt? huh? Aren't I cute maw? Can I have summa those?

16 comments:

Pearl said...

Oh Howie, my hero.

You are always up to some mischief and it is soooo charming! I think Tanner is learning from the BEST!

I am afraid that miss AnnieBee might tattle on ya, though. Ya may wanna bribe her or sumthin'.

xoxoxo kisses to my Howie!

MARY said...

Nancy, this is too much! I love your babies!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Howie yous are so right. Always use the tilt head look when they ask about somethings bad that may have occured. Did you get some treats though?

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Howie...you are the man!! BOL..Thanks for the instructions...Don't forget to get rid of the paw prints.
Benny & Lily

Benny and Lily said...

or you can blame Tanner
Benny & Lily

Nancy Medina said...

This here is Howie. Mawz at work and Annie's in the other room so I'm in charge. I only got four of them treats. Have you ever heard such hooey??? After all that work I had to share with my brothers and fattypants. S'okay tho, cuz I know how to get more. *winkies*

The Devil Dog said...

Wow, Howie, what a great job you did. I will have to try that one day.

Roxy

Hailey said...

Howie I salute you! (as i curtsey). I wish my freezer was on the bottom like yours. Mine is on the top and our kitchen chairs are so doggone heavy! Next time when ya do that, pwesse! think of me!

Love, hugs and smoochies! xoxo
Hailey

Stubby said...

Hi Howie! Wow! You have some awesome moves. I would never have the guts to get in the freezer but then again I'm being starved to death so I may just try.

I sure hope Tanner appreciates everything you're doing for him!

Stubby xoxo

Puglette said...

wow! you are a smart puggy, howie! and lucky to have your freezer as a drawer in the bottom of your fridge. we still have the stupid side by side fridge. it makes sneaking anything out a real pain in the patoot!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Howie
You are a genius!
Hey , do you see anything in that feeezer that you could maybe snag for me,,,, you could put it in a magic bubble and send it to me.
I think your soooo smart giving the innocent "head tilt" stare.
Mr innocent for sure,
love
tweedles

the casbah kitten said...

MOL!! Howie, you are TOO MUCH!

A New England Life said...

Winston was watching your every move Howie but for some reason can't figure out how to get to his freezer. Maybe he needs a boost, or something ; )

Or maybe you can overnight express him some of those treats.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi howie pee!
thsi is emmitt!

i am on my way over to get lessons in pug-person.

as i sees it, you got good munchables over there and i am willin' to do all of my homework!

xoxoxo
emmitt

Hank said...

H. PeeMan, bud.....now THAT is some impressive reconnaissance work I tell ya what!

So wuz you in one o' them special military forces? (Or would ya have tuh kill me if ya told me?)

An' tuh answer yer question.....no, we dint cook NOTHIN' over that fire. You believe that hooey???

thedivinemissmolly said...

I is so impressed with your stealthy activities. Wish I was as good as you are at being so stealthy hopefully I will picks up pleanty of good tips from reading your bloggy.
Please drop by my bloggy later as I is giving you an award
Luvs
Molly
x