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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Hurricane Howie Hunkers Down

We are hunkered down at the House of Pee!

This here is Hurricane Howie

It has been pouring cats and pugs since yes-turd-day and so my mission if I choose to accept it is to only pee indoors until this blows over. Maw had steam coming out of her ears this morning when she saw me showing my foster brother Tanner the correct way to pee on the leg of the leather couch.

My sister Anniebelly has been gathering up all her toys in the event she gets evacuated. I have put a big red cross on the roof with a sign that sez:


Annie said if the storm hits Dallas, she is planning to take only her most important toys, including pink piggy, the squeaky red ball, noisey frog, knobbley bear, and, of course, the hunk of yellow faux fur. She don't know it but I peed on the whole pile jest now while she was rootin around in the toybox.


Pearl said...

LOL Howie! I can't stop giggling at that picture of you two!

You always make me laugh!

Now Howie, my sweets,
up here in Okie-homa we are getting some rain, but nothin' too bad. Do ya wanna hop in a raft and navigate it up here? You can stay with me! And we can raid the fridge together!!



Becky said...

Ya'll sure know how to make me laugh! Lovin that pic of the 2 of you!! Stay safe! AND dry!!

Aniemother said...

Hey Howie! Don't you go peeing on my Annie's toys.


Stubby said...

Hi Howie! I think you should just get the heck out of town right now. If you wait for the hurricane to hit it might be too late.

I bet your maw is steaming mad about you teaching Tanner all your bad habits. Shame on you!

Please send AnnieBelly up here to my house. I wouldn't want anything happening to her.

Stubby xoxo

Minnie and Mack said...

Hi Howie,
We are new to your blog, coming via the Slimmer pugs blog. You are too cute! We also read about Oscar and it brought tears to our humom's eys. He was lucky to have many love him in the end.
Stop by and visit us when you have a minute.
Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Deborah J. Thompson said...

Howie, you and your whole "pee-pickin" family are a HOOT! Will you teach Jazz to hike his leg? He still prefers the "girl" method!

agent99 said...

Aw, Howie. Not nice about the sofa leg, really.

Ask yur momma if she's ever painted a picture of needlepint canvas, will ya? Our mom has a little crafting problem. We are trying to find a rehab for her.....

Gen & Lefty

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Howie! OMD we don't know what to say but keep those paws dry and safe.


Dear Annie

This is Tuni and I thinks your borther is crazy. Annie girl take as many toys as you need oks!


Anonymous said...

Howie, it's good to see that you're prepared.....giggle!

But we're crossing our paws that the Hurricane misses you. Did you REALLY pee on a couch?? Dude, you're a MESS!

Dutch the Pug said...

Ohh no! Peezing in the house! I like to do that too when it rains outside BOL! Keep safe don't let that hurricane blow you away! Tell your sister to keep her toys dry!

Benny and Lily said...

Ok guys sounds like your evacuation plan is in place. Great job and very cool outfits. Don't forget to take mom along
Benny & Lily

Hailey said...

OMD! Im laughing so hard I thinkI may pee on my toy's too!!! You guys looks so genuine that I would definitely want you to rescue me!!!!

Be safe; warm and most of all, hug one another so you will not blow away!!

Hugs & smoochies! xoxo

Hailey said...

OMD! Im laughing so hard I thinkI may pee on my toy's too!!! You guys looks so genuine that I would definitely want you to rescue me!!!!

Be safe; warm and most of all, hug one another so you will not blow away!!

Hugs & smoochies! xoxo

Salinger The Pug said... are NASTY!

Poor Annie....maybe she can find that Tide truck rolling around down there to wash her toys off!

Now knock that crap off!!!! Your poor Maw!!!


Puglette said...

i hope the howiecane departs you area soon! and we understand about the messing in the house stuff...the rain has returned to seattle and no one wants to poop out side! grrr! go potty outside!!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Can you tell how many days I have been trying to leave a comment for you? Whats the deal? Its a good thing I don't give up, even though I have plain ol dial up.
Well I know the storm is gone by now, so maybe this was just a practice run.
I hope you got your prioritys all straightened out.

Wilma said...

Oh Mr Pugpants, I came right over when I heard from your girl Pearl, that you were feelin' under the weather. I sure hope those IV fluids help. I think Pearly's got the real cure. She's on her way with it now. We all will be thinking of you over here at my pad,and I hope you are back to 100% ASAP!
much love,

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh Howie~

We all just came from pearl's bloggy and found out you are sick~

Our thoughts and pawrayers are wits yous Sweet Boy~

Healing Hugs,
IzZY, Anakin Man and Auntie Josie

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Get better soon, Howie. Sending pug hugs from Virginia.
Tallulah, Petunia, Quincy and Isabelle
The Southern Fried Pugs

Sequoia & Petunia said...

We are sending healing thoughts to you Mr Howie! We want you to feel better soon.

Sequoia and Tuni