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Monday, December 29, 2008

Elvis and Dandy in Holiday Gear

Dandy-Pants and Elvis the Pug
Celebrate the Holiday Season

It may be perpetually sunny there, but puggies in California celebrate the holiday season, too! We got to visit with Dandy and Elvis earlier this year in Southern California. Dandy is the little fattygirl to the left and you may recognize her famous brother, Elvis. He is the famous pug from No Pug Left Behind Logo for Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue. If Elvis got his holiday wish, he had an In and Out Burger with extra cheese.

We adore these babies, and one of the funnest days I've ever spent was in San Diego pushing Elvis around in his carriage on the beach and taking this little fattygirl out to greet her peeps with their Mama Mindy. Dandy has blossomed into a real socialite since she moved out to California from Texas.

Happy holidays and happy Hanukkah to Mindy and her puggy babies!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Gets Even With Howie

Howie's prezzie from Aunty Kelly and Uncle Rocky
(shhh....he thinks this was a gift from Pugmass Claus)

From HowiePants:
Ever since I asked Sandy Claws fur fat little french fried elves with ranchy dippin' sauce, he has obviously held a grudge. Yew would really think the fat guy would not be holdin grudges and such, bein as Christmas Karma can git yew and all. Well it sure got me this year. Holy cow, the hat even lights up and plays Jingle Bells.

Anypuggy out there with thumbies, I could use a little help right now. Dozer, CooperMan, rollin on the ground laffin is NOT the kinda help I'm needin. I need somepuggy to dial 9 One One!!! Cuz this outfit is a CRIME!!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Howlidays From Our Family to Yours...

Warm wishes for the best holiday ever
from the Pugpant Family

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Howie's Shocking Surprise

To His Utmost Horror, Howard Pee Pugpants
Discovers the Big Guy Has Been Keeping a List

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Java's New Pal Grinchy

Java Cheesy awakens from a nap
only to discover he has a new pal.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Anniebelly Watchin For the Big Guy

Anniebelly keeps a googley eye on the sky
waiting for the big guy with the prezzies.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Raiding the Fridge

Ma, where'd you put the pickles?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Howie Opens Holiday Prezzies

This here is my Mama huggin and smoochin on her
first foster pug, Mister Pug. Don't let the name fool ya,
he could pee on a formal dining room chair leg with the best of 'em.

Today the mama said we got a prezzie in the mail from Mister Pug.
Now, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know he can't
go to the post office cuz of federal regulations about peein on mail
and important stuff like that, so I 'spect this wuz from his Mama, Auntie Julie.

Right away I seg-gested that mama consider the fact that Annie is
20% fur, 80% fat, and should get none of this delishush stuff Mister
Pug sent TO ME. Sharing is for the birds *makes rude spitting noise*.

C'mon Dad, how difficult can it be?
Three gi-normous cookies, three hungry puggies?

Then there was the whole SIT STAY stuff to go through.
I don't think Mister Pug wudda wanted us to work for these
yummies, he's jest like me and believes in instant gratty-fication.

As yew can see, we finished off the whole box. Mama hollered something
at Dad that sounded like HOLY COW YOU GAVE THEM THE WHOLE BOX
but I'm not sure, it cudda been something different since English is not my
first language. Just one more reason we enjoys havin' Daddy around.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Howie's Holiday Movie Classics - A Very Puggy Christmas

In this timeless holiday classic, A Very Puggy Christmas, Howie, Winnie and Java get to taste the season's first snowflakes.

Puggy Credits

Costume design by the Mama.

Snowflakes courtesy of the big guy upstairs.

Stuntpuggy taster doubles were not necessary for this movie,

as Howie insisted on doing all taste testing himself.

Cameo appearance by Java Cheesy.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Java Waitin for Sandy Claws

Mom, are you sure that round guy can fly? Isn't that
a violation of the laws of aerodynamics or something?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Pres. Bush Selects Cheese Security Team Leader Java the Pug

President Bush warmly embraces his new
cheese security advisor Java Cheesybritches.
He will undoubtedly have to wash his shirt
later lest he smell like ripe cornchips and cheese.

From the Java Cheese Blog:
By now you all have probably heard that President Bush is moving right here to Dallas. Well, it was no surprise to me, Java Cheese, that our new neighbor has asked me to come by from time to time to keep a googley eye on the cheese situation in Preston Hollow. After all, everypuggy knows I am a connoisseur of growing all forms of cheese, even five minutes after a good scrubbing in the bathtub.

I call him Bushy
I told Bushy (he likes me to call him Bushy cuz we are pals like that and he calls me Cheesy) that of course I would consider the position, but first I would have to consult with Annie Bossybritches, since she is the ruler of all she surveys around here. And I also told Bushy I had to make sure that these important Presidential Cheese Tasks do not interfere with my nap schedule, which takes precedence over everything except for eating.

Senate Hearing will be a piece of cake
I am quite confident I can pass the Senate Panel Hearing on Monday since the only skeletons in my closet involve the badness of my brother Howard, of which you all are very familiar. And those should jest be minor problems, since they haven't actually arrested him fur anything yet, cuz anytime he wants to evade the mama or daddy he just runs under the kitchen chair and POOF he is invisible.

I do pledge and promise to stay in touch with all of yew if I do take this important position in the administration de fromage.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Tips on Napping From a Sensei

Don't let the bright-eyed, bushy-tailed appearance
fool you. I'm a professional napper by trade.

I can hold this position for over 30 minutes
or at least until the cookie jar rattles.

Come back anytime fur more tips on nappin. This here
is the food coma position...zzzzzz....zzzzz....zzzzz...

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Howie Eatin' Snowflakes

Howard Pee Pugpants discovers
snow is edible, and delishush, too!
From the Pugpant Archives
Christmas 2008