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You may be wondering why I am
suckling my blankey in public? It
all started when I went out onto the
porch to check my peemail.
*sound of harps and scene
fades back in time to porch*
when was the last time you ATE??
don't make eye contact,
don't make eye contact..."
if yew ran into somethin like this
in a dark alley, wouldn't it scare
the poop outta yew too?
a pal who stands there and lets you pee on him???