Howie's Fan Club

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Howie Receives More Fan Mail Than Annie

This here is Howie

I received more fan mail this week from a cute little girl who adores me, though we have never met in person. Annie never gets mail like this, she is too busy barking at the TV and beating up her puppy dog bed to utilize effective networking skills on DogBook like I do every time mom is at work.

Read it and weep AnnieSmelly. My peeps love me, even if I do smell like stinky cheese and eat bugs.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Howie's Got a Date

Puddin Pop

This here is Howie

I gotta take a bath and brush my teeth cuz I've got a date on Sunday. Don't get jealous Pearley Pants, k? Puddin Pop has got her own wheels so she'll be cruisin over to meet me, the handsome PeeMan. She's bringing along a cameraman who is gonna get film of her tooling around my yard and being adored. Puddin is one of the cuties from Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue, that web site I like to look at every day. Maw insists this Web site is not my own personal dating service, but I just can't help but admire the cuteys there, over 120 foster pugs right now! So there are bound to be some lovely ladies in the bunch.

Puddin Pop came to rescue at age 7, and could not walk very well, so a bunch of nice peeps who love pugs donated money to pug rescue to buy her these cool new wheels.

I'll let you know how it goes. Hide your eyes Pearley!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Howard Considering a Change of Scenery

Ever since paw got his new Miele vacuum, things
around the house have gotten mighty clean.

It's enough to make a pug
consider a change
of scenery.

If maw posts these on Facebook, I'm
not gonna be Happy Howard.

Friday, July 23, 2010

AnnieBelly's Latest Acquisition

AnnieBelly breaks in her latest acquisition.

This here is AnnieBelly

I was perusin' lovely bloggies today and happen to read an important story about Aunt Josie's new sock monkey bed from Walgreens. Lo and behold I realized I don't got no sock monkey bed! *Annie stomps paw and steam comes outta her ears*

As soon as I informed my secretary she grabbed her car keys and went to Walgreen to correct this terrible oversight. Did she come home with the proper sock monkey I had ordered? Nope. But she did find this fluffy puppy dog bed and said I should give it a try. I carried it up and down the hall and then I chewed on its eyeballs and then I shook it till the seams rattled, kinda like I do Howie when he is particular annoyin.

I do love my puppy dog bed, it's nice and it''s.....zzzzz....zzzzzzzzzz

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Tanner Marlow, Private Eye Puggy, Meets Howie

This here is Howie.

I got a new foster brother this week named Tanner. Maw sez he is real well behaved, but I'm taking care of that problem as quickly as I can. I already taught him how to get rowdy and bark at mealtime, pee on the deck instead of in the yard, and how to steal Annie's toys just cuz it annoys her.

I've got a list of about twenty thousand other important Howie Tricks of the Trade to work on with him, so I hope he sticks around fur a while. Tanner used to have his own harem in a place called Oklahoma where they made baby pugs like marshmallows on an assembly line. He got his first bite of cheese ever in his whole life yesterday, and his eyes got all buggy. I told him if he tells me how he broke outta that jail up there, I'd tell him which drawer the cheese is stored in. Here's his story:

Tanner Marlow, CIA

Tanner Marlow, Private Eye Pug.

You have undoubtedly heard of me. I escaped from Abu Growl prison in Marlow, Oklahoma, last week with the assistance of my contacts in the DFW Pug Rescue organization. My covert deep underground sources had tapped out a puggy SOS and lo and behold, the famous rescue peeps came with their capes and tights and PugOWeen T shirts and got us all out of a bad situation.

I was the stud puggy in Marlow with my own harem, but foster mom says I am currently the only pug in her household who does not pee indoors or misbehave. I do enjoy scratches and pats and lovey dovey looks from ladies, but I'm just a little afraid of men. My foster dad and I get along just fine, though, especially after he offered me a bowl of stew with meaty muffin sauce. I am about 7 years old and will be wanting to relocate my headquarters soon.

If you would like to hire me to be your official furever puggy, please fill out an adoption application for Tanner Marlow. You'd better hurry, though, with my smile and sparkling personality, I won't be looking for new digs long!

Even a spypuggy's gotta chillax sometime

Nappin Tanner

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Howie Not Amused by Annie's Prezzie

Howie Waking Up From Tooth Surgery

Annie's Gift to Howie

This here is Howie

I went to see Dr. Carter this morning about my teefs and he said it looked great. I have no idea why AnnieSmelly thinks I need dentures. Somepuggy needs to explain to her this is not funny. Just cuz Dr. Carter was wearing a six foot long necklace of all my teeth when I arrived at the clinic this morning is no reason to assume I don't got not teeth. I happen to have just enough teeth left to bite somepuggy on her fat behind if she don't watch out.

I'm just sayin.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Howie's Comfy New Chair - Annie

Howard decides Anniebelly
needs to scoot over.

Annie says no.

Annie suggests Howie go on the Puggy Craig diet.

All Howie hears

when his sister talks is:
Blah Blah Blah Blah

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Howie's Wordless Wednesday

Remembering three lovely ladies,
Skippy Wu, Jasmine and Bernice...