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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Howie's Thankful For List

This here is Howie

Mawz in the kitchen cookin turkey so I'm in charge. She said I can't have turkey cuz it's got Trytophan in it. Have you ever heard such hooey in your life???

This here is my thankful for list she said I had to write. Sheesh, how am I sposed to get anything important done when she gives me homework when I'm sposed to be in the kitchen supervisin?

Okay okay I'm also thankful for all my good friends, even the kittyfriends who teach me bad stuff to do like JaneKitty and NewmanKitty, my protegekittypal. Everypuggy out there be sure to remember there is a fat guy watching you and taking notes about your badness, anyway that's what maw sez all the time.

Howie's Thankful For...

1 - Fartin
2 - Eating
3 - Barkin at neighbors
4 - Diggin through peeps purses
5 - Eating
6 - A brother who smells like cheese
7 - Backy rubs
8 - Sisters who go away to the farm sometimes
9 - Eatin
10 - Turkey even though it's got tryptophan in it what the heck is wrong with that I asks???
11 - Friends who mail me food
12 - Smelling like the bottom of a fish tank directly after my bath
13 - Sandy Claws even though he never gives me the one thing I ask for - a deep fried crunchy elf with ranch dippin sauce.

Happy Thanksgiving from Howard Pee Pugpants and family!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Valuable Lessons for Oscar From the Man Cave

Carlos emphasizes for Oscar the Pug that a true Man Cave
resident never removes his index finger from the remote.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Howard Gets a New Chair With Attitude

Howard decides Anniebelly
needs to scoot over.

Annie says no.

Annie suggests Howie go
on the Puggy Craig diet.

All Howie hears
when his sister talks is:
Blah Blah Blah Blah

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Oscar The Pug, VIP

A day without Oscar is
like a day without sunshine!

We have the addition of a fourth little soul visiting this week - Oscar the Pug. Oscar first came to stay at the Medina Foster Home for Wayward Pugs three years ago after his family could no longer care for him. He was 11 years old when he first stepped paw inside my door.

As you can see, Oscar went on to great fame and fortune after his adoption by his furever family. Last year, he was selected as Mister January for the Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue Calendar. He is, undeniably, a hunky, good looking fellow, and his new family has him absolutely spoiled, as it should be.

If I had three wishes, one of them would be that every little creature, every cat and every dog, would have a safe home and loving family to care for them. Please remember animal rescue when you make out your gift lists at the end of this year. Every rescue organization is in greater need now than we have ever been before. And while you're at it, give your critters big hugs for me!

Oscar was Mister January for the Pug Rescue
Calendar last year. He is, after all,
a rather hunky, good looking fellow!

Me giving Oscar goodbye smoochies as he
prepared to leave on his adoption day 3 years ago.
To my right is my sweet velcro pug, Winnie Wiggles.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Survival of the Fattest or Howie Prepares for 2012

This is me in my survival gear.

This here is Howie:

I've been real bizzy lately preparing fur Dec. 13, 2012. Maw has been watching them funny Scy Fy shows and she said the world is gonna have meteor storms and floods that day so I have been workin on my:


1 - Save the food

2 - Make sure Java and Linus got their life vests on

3 - Get Xlarge zippylock bags fur the dry kibble

4 - Make floaty raft out of Annie's rubber toys with soupy glue

5 - Prepare to raid top shelfs of pantry when waterline reaches five feets

6 - Make sign that sez NO Girls On RAFT and wack Annie with it when she swims by

This last picture here is my cousin Linus. He is demonstratin that if
times gets tough, you can munch on the leg of any female who happens
to wander by. I'm real proud of him. He has learnt a lot from me and he turns 1 year old today. Happy birthday LinusPants!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Howie Concerned About Annie's Crooked Head

This here is Howie:

I am still in charge of the blog even though I let Maw upload that mooshy picture of Java on his birthday. I decided to let that slide since we all got extra treats that day and all. I posted this here picture to show you guys my weird sister AnnieFattySmellyBelly with the crooked head. She is the fat one on the left.

I am real worried about her crooked head and I seg-jested to mama that we send her off to some special hospital in the Alps real soon so they could examine her and keep her for a few months of close bob-servation.

Maw acted like she didn't hear me. Can you believe it??? Anyway I also heard through the grapevine that my pal DozerPants escaped from prison and went off in search of mini meatloafs. DozerMan, if yew are readin this and you FIND them meatloafs, you can hide out at my house. I'll let you have Annie's pillow after she is exported to Switzerland.