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Monday, January 19, 2009

For a Good Cause


Looking for Someone to Adore Me
8X10
Oil on Linen Board
Pug Rescue Series

I've started a series of pug portraits for a new project that will be announced soon for Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue. Keep a googley eye on the pug blog for more details to come! This little guy was completed this morning, in appropriate fashion, to the tune of three pugs snoring at my feet in the studio.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Linus - The New Puggy Puppy on the Block



Linus the Pug Puppy
Has Signed up for the
Howard Pee Pugpants Plan Fur Success

Dear Linus:

This here is your uncle Howie. Mom said you came to your new home last week with her friend Susan and her hubby and their 2 little girls. We haven't met yet. Mama told Susan they should not expose you to me yet, because I am a bad influence. Have you ever heard such hooey in your life?? Well, mebbe not considering you jest fell off the turnip truck.

Now listen here, real closely, cuz there are important things you need to learn in order to be an upstanding puggy like me. Besides, Mama says I need to use my powers for good instead of evil, so here is my good deed of the day.

Eat as fast as yew can. Chewing is over-rated.

Snore loudly when you sleep. The peeps think it's cute
and it drives away bad influences like annoyin little sisters.

Wiggle your curley tailbun when the big peeps are eatin.
This is guaranteed to cause tablescraps to happen.


That's enough of the Plan for one day. I've been workin hard for the Snuggle Puggle lately so my thinker noggin is just plumb tuckered out. I'll be keepin toe tabs on yew so be sure to follow the Howard Pee Pugpants Plan Fur Success and you will go far.







Monday, January 12, 2009

Interview With Mister January - Oscar

When I got the call to pose for January for the Dallas Fort
Worth Pug Rescue calendar, of course I was flattered...



But let's face it - I'm one hunky, good lookin' pug!



Now the phone rings constantly with offers and
all my peeps wantin' auty-graphs. I hates to disappoint
anypuggy, but I'm busy supervising kitchen activities!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Howie Works Hard Fur the Puggle!

This is my entry fur the Workin With
the Snuggle Puggle Challenge. Check out the button over there
to Eduardo's page and you can get the four one one.


Please, don't try this at home. This is Perch-Nappin
and it's much more difficult than it looks. Just THINKIN
about this whole Eduardo Puggley Work Challenge
thing is wearin me out. I wonder what the prize will be....


Hmmm, mebbe it will be a big bag of juicy
crunchy bones with peanut butter fillin'.


...or mebbe it will be a bowl of goopy delicious
kibble with chunks of mystery chicken parts on top.



All work related activities in this post were done by
me, a professional perch-napper. You only THINK it looks
easy. This is actually multi-taskin' cuz I'm FARTIN too.

Pug Family Photos - Making a Collage in Photoshop Elements

Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue
Family Photos

Check out this cool montage - I made it tonight using Photoshop Elements. It was a little tricky to get the photos the right size, rotated correctly, and to get them to fill up the blank spaces. I wasn't able to figure out how to add additional photos "ad libitum" to a template, but I bet there is a way.

What a fun project.
This photo montage will appear on the Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue Blog in just a few days, but I'm posting it here first to give you a sneak preview!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Monday Pug Movies

Annie practices for the Winter Pug-Lympics

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Anniebelly's Instructions for Sunday


Instructions for Sunday:
Anniebelly's toy du jour is - the Brown Hairy Football. Please do NOT confuse the toy du jour, Brown Hairy Football, with the green egg toy, the orange bouncy ball, or the yellow hunk of fluff toy.

Mommy, please DO NOT attempt to furminate the Brown Hairy Football. We likes our footballs just exactly how they is. Thank you very much. It's 10 pm. Do you know where your pugs are???

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Howie's Happy New Years' Hat

Howie is Overjoyed With His Fancy Happy New Years' Hat



Howie's Top Six New Year's Resolutions:
Fart More
Eat More Toilet Paper
Blame Annie for Illegal Household Activities
Catch One of Them Dang Birds in the Yard
Teach Java to Open the Refrigerator
Learn to Text Message Pizza Hut Online Delivery

Monday, December 29, 2008

Elvis and Dandy in Holiday Gear

Dandy-Pants and Elvis the Pug
Celebrate the Holiday Season

It may be perpetually sunny there, but puggies in California celebrate the holiday season, too! We got to visit with Dandy and Elvis earlier this year in Southern California. Dandy is the little fattygirl to the left and you may recognize her famous brother, Elvis. He is the famous pug from No Pug Left Behind Logo for Dallas Fort Worth Pug Rescue. If Elvis got his holiday wish, he had an In and Out Burger with extra cheese.

We adore these babies, and one of the funnest days I've ever spent was in San Diego pushing Elvis around in his carriage on the beach and taking this little fattygirl out to greet her peeps with their Mama Mindy. Dandy has blossomed into a real socialite since she moved out to California from Texas.

Happy holidays and happy Hanukkah to Mindy and her puggy babies!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Gets Even With Howie

Howie's prezzie from Aunty Kelly and Uncle Rocky
(shhh....he thinks this was a gift from Pugmass Claus)

From HowiePants:
Ever since I asked Sandy Claws fur fat little french fried elves with ranchy dippin' sauce, he has obviously held a grudge. Yew would really think the fat guy would not be holdin grudges and such, bein as Christmas Karma can git yew and all. Well it sure got me this year. Holy cow, the hat even lights up and plays Jingle Bells.

Anypuggy out there with thumbies, I could use a little help right now. Dozer, CooperMan, rollin on the ground laffin is NOT the kinda help I'm needin. I need somepuggy to dial 9 One One!!! Cuz this outfit is a CRIME!!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Happy Howlidays From Our Family to Yours...


Warm wishes for the best holiday ever
from the Pugpant Family

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Howie's Shocking Surprise

To His Utmost Horror, Howard Pee Pugpants
Discovers the Big Guy Has Been Keeping a List

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Java's New Pal Grinchy

Java Cheesy awakens from a nap
only to discover he has a new pal.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Anniebelly Watchin For the Big Guy

Anniebelly keeps a googley eye on the sky
waiting for the big guy with the prezzies.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Raiding the Fridge

Ma, where'd you put the pickles?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Howie Opens Holiday Prezzies

This here is my Mama huggin and smoochin on her
first foster pug, Mister Pug. Don't let the name fool ya,
he could pee on a formal dining room chair leg with the best of 'em.






Today the mama said we got a prezzie in the mail from Mister Pug.
Now, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday, I know he can't
go to the post office cuz of federal regulations about peein on mail
and important stuff like that, so I 'spect this wuz from his Mama, Auntie Julie.



Right away I seg-gested that mama consider the fact that Annie is
20% fur, 80% fat, and should get none of this delishush stuff Mister
Pug sent TO ME. Sharing is for the birds *makes rude spitting noise*.






C'mon Dad, how difficult can it be?
Three gi-normous cookies, three hungry puggies?





Then there was the whole SIT STAY stuff to go through.
I don't think Mister Pug wudda wanted us to work for these
yummies, he's jest like me and believes in instant gratty-fication.






As yew can see, we finished off the whole box. Mama hollered something
at Dad that sounded like HOLY COW YOU GAVE THEM THE WHOLE BOX
but I'm not sure, it cudda been something different since English is not my
first language. Just one more reason we enjoys havin' Daddy around.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Howie's Holiday Movie Classics - A Very Puggy Christmas

In this timeless holiday classic, A Very Puggy Christmas, Howie, Winnie and Java get to taste the season's first snowflakes.

Puggy Credits

Costume design by the Mama.

Snowflakes courtesy of the big guy upstairs.

Stuntpuggy taster doubles were not necessary for this movie,

as Howie insisted on doing all taste testing himself.

Cameo appearance by Java Cheesy.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Java Waitin for Sandy Claws

Mom, are you sure that round guy can fly? Isn't that
a violation of the laws of aerodynamics or something?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Pres. Bush Selects Cheese Security Team Leader Java the Pug


President Bush warmly embraces his new
cheese security advisor Java Cheesybritches.
He will undoubtedly have to wash his shirt
later lest he smell like ripe cornchips and cheese.

From the Java Cheese Blog:
By now you all have probably heard that President Bush is moving right here to Dallas. Well, it was no surprise to me, Java Cheese, that our new neighbor has asked me to come by from time to time to keep a googley eye on the cheese situation in Preston Hollow. After all, everypuggy knows I am a connoisseur of growing all forms of cheese, even five minutes after a good scrubbing in the bathtub.

I call him Bushy
I told Bushy (he likes me to call him Bushy cuz we are pals like that and he calls me Cheesy) that of course I would consider the position, but first I would have to consult with Annie Bossybritches, since she is the ruler of all she surveys around here. And I also told Bushy I had to make sure that these important Presidential Cheese Tasks do not interfere with my nap schedule, which takes precedence over everything except for eating.

Senate Hearing will be a piece of cake
I am quite confident I can pass the Senate Panel Hearing on Monday since the only skeletons in my closet involve the badness of my brother Howard, of which you all are very familiar. And those should jest be minor problems, since they haven't actually arrested him fur anything yet, cuz anytime he wants to evade the mama or daddy he just runs under the kitchen chair and POOF he is invisible.

I do pledge and promise to stay in touch with all of yew if I do take this important position in the administration de fromage.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Tips on Napping From a Sensei


Don't let the bright-eyed, bushy-tailed appearance
fool you. I'm a professional napper by trade.


I can hold this position for over 30 minutes
or at least until the cookie jar rattles.




Come back anytime fur more tips on nappin. This here
is the food coma position...zzzzzz....zzzzz....zzzzz...

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Howie Eatin' Snowflakes

Howard Pee Pugpants discovers
snow is edible, and delishush, too!
From the Pugpant Archives
Christmas 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Baby Howard

Baby Howard With Dad

I was going to write about the busy, busy, busy day the puggies are having, as they all lay snoring in breakfast food comas around my feet, but ran across this cute picture of Baby Howard.

My baby boy is getting gray now, but he still looks like a puppy to me. He's been a lot happier since Annie came to live with us, though he would never admit it OUT LOUD or anything. His heart has healed from the loss of Winnie, who mothered him and washed his face and protected him from scary brothers.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Eating Turkey at Grammys House


This year all of us puggies got
invited to Grammy's house
fur that howliday that's all about
what we do best: EATIN.

Mommy said she grew up on this farm and
helped her maw and paw grow crops
and they had cows and everything.
I don't know nothin about cows except
I hear they are delishush.



I was real polite and helpful during the meal.
I poked people's arms every few minutes so
they knew I was available fur taste testin stuff.




Annie helped with the dishes.

When we got home, we were all egg-zhausted.


Annie's kitchen training payin off big time.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving From the Texas Puggies!!

Annie just wants to say one thing today
(right after "pass the gravy and
smashed tators, mama...")

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

We are so thankful to have so many good friends. We hope you all have full bellies today, and your kibble is always goopy and delicious.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Daddy Adores Me

Annie gettin smoochies
from the Daddy

Anniebelly sez:
My daddy adores me, what can I say? Thanks to our clever puggley friend Eduardo for a great idea - posting a picture of the parental units. Mommy is always behind the camera so here is a picture of my daddy, whom I have wrapped around the littlest piggy toe on my cute little paw. He adores me, and who can blame him?