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From Dr. Howard Pee Pugpants, Fellow of the College of Puggy Plastic Surgery
This here is Dr. Howie. I present today the strange case of Annie's Facial Protruberance. *turns down lights and flips on laser pointer* Please try to control the urge to look away, or you won't learn anythin. This picture shows the protruberance as it suddenly appeared without warnin' yesterday on Annie's face, right after suppertime.
Maw and Paw don't seem to care, but being as I am a board certified puggy plastic surgeon, I immediately took note of the odd shaped growth. Now, granted, Annie's face always struck horror each time I looked upon it in the past, but now, with this new development, I think I have enough to submit a case report to the Journal of Maxillo-Facial Pug-Onometry.
Thank yew to everydoggy who has expressed their concern that I have to live with such a malformed creature. I am bearin up as best can be expected.
Oh Dr. Howie - we all know that you really LOVE Annibelly! Underneath the rough and pugly exterior, you're just a big old softy!
There is definitely reason for concern, and I'm glad you're on top of it, Howie! Could it be a treat she ate? I think you should eliminate all treats immediately just in case - you'd hate to look in the mirror and see the same thing happening to you!
Oh Howie, my love.... this is alarming.
I'm gunna come stay with you this weekend since my Momma is abandoning me. Aunt Nancy said it was ok. Maybe we can do surgery on Annie????
Howie, you worry too much! This can be removed easily! Offer her a cookie and she will lose it immediately, at least Fuji would!
howie you are too funny!
you know, if you ask nicely, i bet annie will share her new toy... i mean growth.
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Dr. Howie - You must remove the protuberance right away! Annie is too pretty to let a thing like this affect her appearance.
Even though I am not a doctor, I can still assist with the surgery. Let me know if you want me to fly down to Texas asap!
Uh Oh. Yes, remove it at once! It must be removed, isolated and tested thoroughly. But be CAREFUL Howie!! It could be some sort of dangerous space alien monster thing that's attached itself to Annie's face...who knows what it may do!
Now Howie, buddy....I'm no expert like you, but I'd say THAT's a problem!
Hi Howie, we have some wart remover, I wonder if that would work? But it looks like you might need a gallon of it. I wonder if you will need to give that gas stuff from the dentist office?
Let me know if you need any help
Oh, no worries. I never want to look away from my Annie. <3
*blowing kisses to Annie*
doc howie, be careful when you operate...it looks like that thing has a squeaky maker inside. although i think annie looks very cute with her protuberance.
hi Howie, I can't offer an opinion about Annie's face protuberance because I can't see but please tell her that from the bottom of my heart I just love her the way she is. * kisses for Annie*
Oh Howie, are you just jealous of how pretty Annie is?
Hi Pugs! Your blog is very clever. I can understand the concern over Annie's face... that's a scary looking thing that seems to be growing out of her mouth. The end of it is headed right for an eye too. I hope it goes away soon:) Woof, Tank
You truly are a pgu with a cross to bear.
Annie there is a little gift for you on my blog!
Annie you have me worried!! Are you alright? Please post soon, I hope all is going well. Lots of kisses and good thoughts for you
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