Right after my baffThis here is Howie
I got a baff today for Christmas. Maw said I smelt like the bottom of a fish tank, and Santa wudd steer clear of my house if she didn't do somethin' pronto. She took me to see my girlfriend Nicole who adores me who gives me my baffs. Now I smell like roses, dog food, and farts. I hope all my good pug friends get visits from Pugmas Claws and get all the toys and prezzies they deserve, even AnnieSmelly.
12 comments:
I gotta baff today too!!! Must just be that time of year. snort snort.
Mmm Roses and farts! Merry Pugmas Howie..you look very handsome in your bandana.
Hugs
The Girls
oH Howie, I hope my moms don't read your blog cause I don't want them gettin no ideas about baths!
I like being stinky.
But you are so handsome after your baff, and I can smell you all the ways over here.
I hope you get some pressys for Christmas too!
love
tweedles
Howie, the things we have to endure to so that the fat man will visit us with presents. I overheard mom telling dad that all of us are getting baths tomorrow...
Pugs & Kisses,
Yoda, Brutus & Ellie
hi howie!
oh you look as sparklie as a ornament!
don't let annie bee put you on top of the tree!
ouchie!
tee hee!
xoxoxo
R-Chee Barchie
Hi Howie, unfortunately I think you are right about that time of year. I had my bath a few days ago. I'm relieved it's over! I have the same wish for you on Christmas. The presents, not more baths! Merry Chrstmas!!
Love,
Payton
Wishing you a blessed Christmas with your family by your side, and a wonderful New Year.
Love, Dozer and Cooper Edwards
in Oregon
P.S. Baff suck big time unless there is cheese-in-a-can as part of the process.
I dunno Howie, you look very handsome all clean!!! Don't worry, you'll be stinky again soon enuff!
♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet
Howie, we're sorry to hear you're so clean! But at least it still smells like farts around you.
Merry Christmas! May your New Year be filled with stink!
Pearl & Daisy
Howard, buddy....yeah, I just don't git why moms think it's SO important tuh git a baff buhfore Christmas.
I mean, Santy rides aroun' the world in one night with reindeers butts in 'is face! How bad can a PUG be??
Anyhoo, Merry Christmas tuh you an' yers, bud.
Merry Christmas!
Hope you had a great day.
Roxy & Lucky
Sorry about the bath, dudr, that's a bummer.
Howie, keep'n the 'rent happy can sometimes be a good thing, haven't you noticed that treats seem to flow better when you smell like roses and farts instead of the bottom of a fish tank? Bet on it!
Gampy
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