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Monday, January 9, 2012

Night of the Living Fatties

Howie christening grammy's new recliner

This here is AnnieBee

When the zombies come, they are going to eat Howie first. Then Hannah, then Java (not because he is fat, but because he has froggy legs and smells like cheese), and lastly possibly me, depending on how fast zombies can run. Howie I went to grammy's house for Thanksgiving recently and I was able to get this photo of my brother sitting on grammy's bran new recliner. I told mommy he looks like a rump roast with fur, and she told me it wasn't nice to say things about your brother like that. I told mommy I cannot help that my little mind runs to food all the time, after all, I am a pug! So, my question for you is, in your house, when the zombies come, who would get eaten first? Hmmm?


tubby3pug said...

He looks pretty cute for sure. If there where Zombies here Bob is sadly a goner for sure, he isnt eally fat but he is perhaps a tand rotund. Tubby has lost some lbs and only weights 24 lbs know yeah, but he is not exactly a skinny minny so he would be next. Poor Dr. Z is skinny but a slow old lady so she might not get away. The best chance of escape is Ping and Norbert because they like to run

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Oh for sure the zombies will try to eat Emma first she is the fattie here but she also has a big booty and uses it to push Sequoia out of the way so sequoia will end up being eaten first. I am sure they won't even touch me because I have zero fat just gristle and bones here.

Giggles and hugs
Tuni Woons

Southern Fried Pugs said...

No zombies here. Momma is armed. But if she wasn't home, it would be Isabelle just because she can't run fast. And we are in crates, so we are sitting ducks. But we're all pretty thin, so maybe they would just ignore us completely.

Wait a minute, don't zombies go for brains? If that's the case, we are all safe. Unless there's food involved, we can be pretty dumb. Mom would be toast though.

dw said...

Annie, just between us girls, Howie does look kinda like a rump roast with fur! But a cute one, of course! If you're fourth in line to get eaten at your house, I don't think you have to worry. Zombies don't move very fast - but they are very persistent and keep coming and coming. I think you'd be able to run away and save yourself while they stopped to eat the others. Just remember to ignore any foodstuffs that might be on the ground - yeah, a pretty tough thing to do, I realize, but necessary for your survival. We maybe need to have a network of zombie alerts so we'll know if/when they're coming.

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Annie
that is a cool photo you snapped of your brother Howie!
If zombies came here- they would eat one of the cats first- cause moms don't feel me much-so I would not be very tasty. I think the zombies would like to eat - dead mice that the cats eat,

Too Cute Pugs said...

heehee - Howie looks cute there.

In the olden days, zombies would have eaten me (Pearl) because I was a chub-chub. But ever since I've been on my senior diet, I've lost weight and the vet says I'm just perfect now. So I guess they'd have to eat Daisy. If they didn't, I'd cover her in bbq sauce, so they wouldn't be able to resist.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word, hilarious but mom says we all taste like chicken
Benny & Lily

Hank said...

Annie, honey.....I concur with yer assessment o' Howard.

Cheese and frog legs? Mmmmmmm.

I'm thinkin' the zombies would git my mom first. She'd be all screamy and chargin' at 'em...."Stay away from my Hanklin!!!!!"

Payton said...

AnnieBee! I'm all scared now! I don't want zombies to eat me or my parents! Maybe they will skip our house if we put out a sign that says zombies have already been here?

Tucker and Lola said...

This is a no brainer AnnieBee. The Zombies come here and they will eat Mom first for sure!

Oakley and Swisher said...

Now I don't know bout no Zombies or anything, but that is my favorite place to sit too! Maybe it's a Pug thing. Bol.

Lots of licks,

Tucker and Lola said...

I left an award for you on my page because your an awesome blogger!

Bunk said...

I am the only pug here...BUT this weekend we are watching a lab and when the zombies come, the lazy lab is going wayy before me because I'm a pug puppy and run really fast. Now as an adult fat pug, not sure.... :P

Archie and Melissa said...

if there were zombies here R-Chee would bring him a stuffie and take his hand and then show him his rock collection.

Elizabeth Chapman said...

LOVE, LOVE the pugs!! I've got a black one myself and my daughters have each got a blonde one.

Chicas Libelulas said...

Hola Anniebella!!
The Zombies would eat 1st Spongy, there is a reason la Mama calls "Gorda" not for being slim!!!
Licky & Patrick

P.S. Spongy says hola too!

Bunk said...

P.S. Gave you the Liebster award last week but my silly pug brain forgot to post on your wall about it. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!:D

Payton said...

Looks like I'm not the only one to stop back by and let you know that you got an award! I gave you one today.

Anonymous said...

So now that chair smells like pug pants?? Eeeuuuw.

Hmm...I guess the zombies would eat me first because Alice would be hiding behind the clothes dryer.