Wordless Wednesday at the House of Pee

Unauthorized BlogPug Howie: Fat is NOT a Four-Letter Word

Java and Howard Shortly

Before Dieting Subjugation Program

Was Implemented by the Cruel Mama

Unauthorized blogpug Howie writes:

I have always enjoyed eatin, ever since I was a young pup. See that picture there, that's me eatin', a young pup with my brother Java CheesyPants. Today mom said I was goin on a diet AGAIN. I really want to know, why all the fuss about fat? I mean, if you really want to talk about fat then let's talk about fat! *points toe at Annabelle* Fat is NOT a four-letter word. At least I don't think it is, I can't spell so mebbe it is. Who knows. But this dieting stuff has got to stop. Please use your toes and vote so that mama will feed me more. Show me some love and support. Choose the gazillion number, right up there on the right up there, see it on the right up there? There you go!!!

Funny Face Friday

Java Cheesy, Winner of the Bashful
Wallflower, Socially Awkward
Party Attendee Award

Our thanks to Queen BaileyPug, ruler of all she surveys, for awarding Java with the memorable and infinitely appropriate title of the Bashful Wallflower, Socially Awkward Party Attendee. Java Cheesy is always the "odd pug out" at our pug pawties, foster pug reunions, and dog park gatherings. When our little Cheesy Man cannot figure out how to take part in traditional pug behavior type activities, he has no problem playing with his imaginary friend. Java is a love pug, above all else, and his cheesy aroma is particularly attractive to girlpugs who are compelled to wash his face when they meet him, much to his consternation. We sure do love our little funny face clown.

Java Baby

I was mom's first pug. I told her she was supposed

to feed me until I stopped eating. Notice the belly.

There was this giant salad bar in the

back yard, with all the leaves I could eat!

Awww, ma, why'd you have to trot out

the naked baby pictures again???

Now I'm a mature, distinguished

cheesy smelling fellow.

My favorite passtime, besides beatin up

Howie, is takin a nice snooze in the sunshine.