Warden Intercepts CratePrisoner Howie's Mail

Linus - WHAT? They've locked up

HowiePee?? My mentor, trainer, and

UnclePUG??

Perhaps if I destroy this here turtle

they will throw me in the slammer and Howie

and me can work out an escape plan.

That would make me CratePrisoner 619248!

As soon as Maw's back is turned,

I'm gonna hop that durn fence and

go and rescue Howie!

Actual Letters Found Under Howie CratePrisoner's Mattress

Dear Linus, this here is Howie.

Maw is makin the bed or some such useless nonsense when in fact she should be making me scrambley egg. Anyway, I jest opened her mail again and saw a TURBLE picture your Maw sent to her. I thought I would warn yew cuz it is probably gonna end up on the blog. Pack your bags and go to Tahiti for a week, my friend, until the media frenzy over this latest picture blows over. All I can say is when your Maw points that flashy thing at yew in the future, turn your head. Hey, it works fur me!
sincerely,
Your Uncle, Idol, Mentor and still CRATEPRISONER 619247 Howie Pee



Dear CRATEPRISONER 619247 Howie Pee,

It will probly take me a few weeks to work out a good plan, but I’m a comin to bust ya out of there Howie! Jest lay low and don’t draw any attention to yerself, k? I’m werking on my eskape plan but I’ll be there soon!

Love,Linus

Linus Pug's Graduation Pawty

From LinusPuggy:

Welcome to my graduation pawty! This is me, Linus, in the blue harness,
beating up Scout. I learnt these manners in puppy school.

Aunt Nancy had pawty favors for all us puggies. I got the one with the biggest toy.

The humans got to eat all sorts yummy stuff. Wussup with that? It was my pawty!

This is me executin' a hairpin turn to avoid being captured.

I showed Aunt Nancy my appreciation by leaving her a souvenir of my muddy love.

Me and Uncle Java ran around a lot. This is us takin a break.

This is us runnin like the wind.

This is Java about to pounce.

This is me showing my puggy superpowers for

speed and supersonic mud accumulation.

We pugs like to run around trees a lot. I'm not sure why.

They didn't explain that in kindy-garden.

This is me, surrounded by my host puggies, about to be

devoured like a fig newton, undoubtedly.

I hope you enjoyed my pawty. Maw had to use four towels to wipe off the mud before she put me in the car to drive me home! Now THAT's a pawty!

How to Properly Eat Ice Cream by Linus Puggy

Hi there, this here is Linus Super Pup.

Today's lesson is how to eat ice cream

like a champion puggy. First you find the right bowl.
Next, you instruct your hooman to fill it

to the brim with your favorite flavor.

Next you express your appreciation by making loud

smacking noises. Be sure to use your face as a handy

ice cream scoop, getting bits of yumminess way up

into the snorfley wrinkle above your itty bitty nose.

Uncle Howie taught me that this is a good place to store

snacks fur later consumption, plus the ice cream ferments

and gives off a pleasing cheesy aroma after a few days there.

This concludes your Lesson Fur Today on how to properly

eat Puggy Ice Cream.